Funny Ones

[azharparveen]

Q What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 4-days and if it
doesn't come, means you are in big trouble.
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
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Q: What's the height of recycling?

A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
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[tapasvi]

Q What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
...............................................................................
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 4-days and if it
doesn't come, means you are in big trouble.
................................................................................
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
......................................................................................
Q: What's the height of recycling?

A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
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good ones! welcome to EC. r u azhar or parveen (dude or dudie)?

[Sane Less]

good ones! welcome to EC. r u azhar or parveen (dude or dudie)?

Azhari pai/tai... welcome to echarcha. Just a note of advice, when you want to post funny ones, look out for a thread that has already been started... it will usually be titled with the Friday date for the week... just append your new ones in there... if there is no such thread then create a new one... follow the same protocol as other Friday thread... thanks...

and do let us know whether you are a pai or a tai so that we can address you appropriately :)

[TerminatorJR]

Azhari pai/tai... welcome to echarcha. Just a note of advice, when you want to post funny ones, look out for a thread that has already been started... it will usually be titled with the Friday date for the week... just append your new ones in there... if there is no such thread then create a new one... follow the same protocol as other Friday thread... thanks...

and do let us know whether you are a pai or a tai so that we can address you appropriately :)

Welcome to EC Azharparveen.


Waah Sane pai Waah :clap:

[Charchila]

Pai ho ya tai, line maarna shuru :smash:

[TerminatorJR]

Pai ho ya tai, line maarna shuru :smash:
abhi maine :screw: shuru nahi kiya hai ispe. :D

[Sane Less]

Waah Sane pai Waah :clap:

Yeh Waah kis baat ki:confused: What did I do wrong now:)

[TerminatorJR]

Yeh Waah kis baat ki:confused: What did I do wrong now:)
Nothing wrong man. Appreciation man appreciation; :up: (of advice to new member).

[Cooldude]

Welcome to eCharcha Azhar.....

You sure kick started the Friday mood for us.....:up:

Hilarious thread..:D

[AmthaLal]

Good ones Azharparveen.

Welcome to the EC.

Keep posting.:up:;)