Belief

[max de Indiana]

Belief…

During the first half of this century, scientists, physicians, athletes and trainers believed that it was impossible for a human to run a mile in less than four minutes. People had tried unsuccessfully for decades to break this barrier. The conventional wisdom held that the human body was physiologically incapable of running at this pace -- that the cardiovascular and skeletal systems simply would break down before the four-minute barrier was crossed.

Then, on May 6, 1954, Roger Bannister ran a mile in 3 minutes, 59.4 seconds. He did this because he believed he could. And once he had done it, everyone else suddenly believed it could be done, too. Within 3 years, another runner had broken the four-minute barrier. Now, there are thousands of people who have run a mile in under four minutes.

For over one hundred years, runners had tried unsuccessfully to break the four-minute barrier. Then, after one person had done it, thousands more were able to do it. Did the physiology of the human body suddenly change? No, of course not. The thing that changed was belief. People replaced a limiting belief (under four minutes is impossible) with an empowering belief.

What beliefs do you have? Do they limit you or do they lift you up? Whatever you truly believe is possible, is.

[echarcha]

I used to believe that my digestive system is faulty and will never change. Hence I used to think that I will always fart up a storm.

Today, I changed that belief. I used to execise before too, but still farted. Now I added a simple change to my daily routine. After my meals I do a 5 to 7 minutes of Vajrasan. This is a great Yoga aasan which helps in digestion.

Today I am fart free!

Did my bowels change? No!
Did my farts end? Yes!
How? I changed my limiting belief that I am forever doomed to fart :D

Sorry if this is not what you expected in this serious thread. Its a Saturday, its raining since last night and has not yet stopped. I am feeling dull and have just finished lunch and Vajrasan. Hence sharing with you.

[max de Indiana]

Sorry if this is not what you expected in this serious thread. Its a Saturday, its raining since last night and has not yet stopped. I am feeling dull and have just finished lunch and Vajrasan. Hence sharing with you.

:D :D .....................

[tantric_yogi]

I used to believe that my digestive system is faulty and will never change. Hence I used to think that I will always fart up a storm.

Today, I changed that belief. I used to execise before too, but still farted. Now I added a simple change to my daily routine. After my meals I do a 5 to 7 minutes of Vajrasan. This is a great Yoga aasan which helps in digestion.

Today I am fart free!

Did my bowels change? No!
Did my farts end? Yes!
How? I changed my limiting belief that I am forever doomed to fart :D



Sutradarji ... hear is what I em thinking ... I think you subkonsionslee fart for sheer plezur.

You see its like this ... entrance to your anus is erotiklee very sensitive and receptive to stimulation. Homosekzuals get pleasure out of inserting coke bottle and flash lights up their butts. You being straight as a rod get your erotik pleasure by not inserting tube lights up your arse but by rejecting air. Pheeling you pheel by ejecting air from depths of your bowels is sem sem as homos get from inserting cocumbers up their arse.

Dont worry ... you're all right. There is nothing wrong with your digestive system. Our brains is smarter than we think. You see we may think our dick and our anus have brains of their own ... NO. No. Dick and anus are just the instruments brain uses to get his/her/whatever kicks.

My brain is also a pervert. There are times I have to hold peshaab. Phaaeenellee when I get to release my peshaab ... aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ... what a relief. Pleasure is almost of erotic nature ... orgasm.

My advise to both of us ... let us not blem ourselves for Tatti, peshaab, farts and all that shit ... blem brain. If you mest learrn one thing today ... always remember its no use arguing or trying to talk sens with your brain. No use. Leave it alone. Let it do its own thing.

[Sane Less]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[tantric_yogi]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

BhaYa ... nothing funny ebot it. This konflikt between men and his bren has been going on for ever sins. Jury is out who is winning this war.

Sanebhai ... let's not be pleing around the bush. We all hev problems handling our brens. God gev us bren but he med mistek of giving bren his own bren.

How ofen has this hepend to you ... you stand at a street korner and see a pair of seksiest leggs. Now you no that it is rong to follow those beautiful pairs. You dont want to pholo them. You will not. But how long are you going to stend at street korner and argue with your bren? Phinelee you giv up. Your bren wins agen. You folo.

So ... how ebot you? What are the things you dont like to do but your bren forces you enewe?

I ken tel you with athortee. Pukes are not thet bed. They are all right. They lov us Indians. They are peace loving pepuls. They dont want Kashmir. They are hepee to leav Kashmir with India. They want to treat Inia lyk big brother. Inia is luky to hev naeebor like Pukes. Problem is their brens. Their brens are the ones thet kreeyet all this tensonwa.

So ... bek to kweshionwa ... Sanebhai ... wat are the things your bren does which you are ashemd of?

Be aanest.

[Sane Less]

So ... bek to kweshionwa ... Sanebhai ... wat are the things your bren does which you are ashemd of?
Be aanest.


I will be 'aanest', tantai pai, here's a list...

1. My brain likes to squish rodents with my car... till now I have been able to resist this... well, just once... not my car... a friend's... could not stop in time, squirrel came running out of bush... don't know what happened... didn't see squirrel anywhere after that... brain still confused...

2. Me love all people of peace... love the book of peace... but brain is against that...

3. Me think people of pukiland are most peaceful people... but brain is against that...

4. Me don't want Virgin pai to send me dirry dirry calenders... but brain wants it...

5. Me totally against gays... but brain says be fair...

6. Me sympathy with old man left roadside with paper of home... but brain says make fun...

7. Me love Late pai and Desa pai... but brain says beware...

8. Dhurau pai pyscho... but brain like him

well, me want to add more... but brain say echans get bored... stop now...

Unkil... was I honest enough?

[dirty]

I beleive that creation of nature is not a fluke . Look around the whole nature is made in a logical way. Evolution of man it all makes sense. There is someone strong up there.

[Sane Less]

I beleive that creation of nature is not a fluke . Look around the whole nature is made in a logical way. Evolution of man it all makes sense. There is someone strong up there.

You are working off a wrong premise, dirry pai... You believe that creation of nature is not a fluke and then you state that there is someone strong up there :( Also, this is a simplistic solution... you do not understand something, so blame it on someone else... blaming someone is always the easy way out, isn't it? :D

[dirty]

Stop smoking that stuuf Dude !

You believe that creation of nature is not a fluke and then you state that there is someone strong up there

Ya right that's why it is not a fluke . Someone planned it. It's not simplistic ( Whatever that means) . I just have tried to portray my thoughts in few simple words ( Whatever that means)

[Sane Less]

Stop smoking that stuuf Dude !



Ya right that's why it is not a fluke . Someone planned it. It's not simplistic ( Whatever that means) . I just have tried to portray my thoughts in few simple words ( Whatever that means)

What stuff, Durry pai? what stuff:confused:

Just because someone planned the creation of nature does not mean that someone is strong? how do you relate the two things? I am not arguing your point that someone created nature (however much I want to) but your point that that someone is strong... On what basis? Has that someone flexed his/her muscles to you? Is he/she the champion of akaand kusti competition? :D

[dirty]

The stuff I gave you !

Abe yaar tum log bhi na Saala Butt-crack dikhi nahin aur uupar chad jate ho ! Okay not strong as in Muscles man , I meant Powerful. Now dont argue abt. that

[Sane Less]

Abe yaar tum log bhi na Saala Butt-crack dikhi nahin aur uupar chad jate ho ! Okay not strong as in Muscles man , I meant Powerful. Now dont argue abt. that

:rotfl:

Okay, I will not argue, but I have to present my belief too...

My belief is that there is nobody up there or down there... each one will die and that is that... that is the beauty of nature :) Our parents buy our tickets when they conceive us, we enter the multi-plex theatre of life, enjoy or be sad (depending on which movie-hall we entered) and then exit when the movie is over.

Me personally, I think I entered a disneyish kind of theater, where everything and everyone is cartoonish :D

[28virgo]

I believe I'll be able to bench press 300 pounds by the end of the year! :D :D

[dirty]

Sings.........

I beleive I can fly
I beleive I can touch the sky....

I think about it night and day
Spread my wings and fly away .....

[Sane Less]

Sings.........

I beleive I can fly
I beleive I can touch the sky....

I think about it night and day
Spread my wings and fly away .....

I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Virgi pai, hope it is not a 300 pound lady that you are expecting to bench-press :D If you need any help, let me know, I will send Cooldu pai immediately :D

[dirty]

Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough

[28virgo]

Sings.........

I beleive I can fly
I beleive I can touch the sky....

I think about it night and day
Spread my wings and fly away .....

Yaar dirty, I used to like that song but ever since that moron, R.Kelly was involved in that child molestation crap, I've stopped listening to his songs...

:mad: :mad:

[Sane Less]

But I believe in love.
I believe in babies.
I believe in Mom and Dad.
And I believe in you.

-Don Williams, "I believe in you"

[Sane Less]

And she believes in me, I’ll never know just what she sees in me
I told her someday if she was my girl, I could change the world
With my little songs, I was wrong
But she has faith in me, and so I go on trying faithfully
And who knows maybe on some special night, if my song is right
I will find a way, find a way...

[28virgo]

Virgi pai, hope it is not a 300 pound lady that you are expecting to bench-press :D If you need any help, let me know, I will send Cooldu pai immediately :D

Nahi yaar Sane, there is this guy in our gym who benches like 350 pounds without breaking a sweat! The Arsehole swaggers around like he's god's gift to mankind!

Yaar usko dekh ke mujhe bhi josh aa gaya hai.. saale ko neecha dikhana hai :mad: this post by maxi pai has given me inspiration! :D :D

[Sane Less]

Nahi yaar Sane, there is this guy in our gym who benches like 350 pounds without breaking a sweat! The Arsehole swaggers around like he's god's gift to mankind!

Yaar usko dekh ke mujhe bhi josh aa gaya hai.. saale ko neecha dikhana hai :mad: this post by maxi pai has given me inspiration! :D :D

But 300 pounds bench press kar ke 350 pounds ko neecha kaise dikhayega:confused:

Common Virgi pai, you need to get more inspiration from Maxi pai's thread... try 400 pounds :D

[28virgo]

But 300 pounds bench press kar ke 350 pounds ko neecha kaise dikhayega:confused:

Common Virgi pai, you need to get more inspiration from Maxi pai's thread... try 400 pounds :D

Abey pahle 300 pounds tak to pahonch jaoon.. I've set some realistic expectations yaar :D :D

[Sane Less]

Abey pahle 300 pounds tak to pahonch jaoon.. I've set some realistic expectations yaar :D :D

Okay, keep us informed... and if things do not work out as expected, I have a nice massager at home... take a break for some days :)