AmthaLal
September 29th, 2005, 12:29 PM
OK Echarchan......
On Padhu's request...
Here is a new thread for redneck jokes.
Contribute whatever funny you have.
Here I Go...
You might be a Redneck, If
-You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
-You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
-You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws. :rotfl:
-You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
- Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
-You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
- Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
-If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
-You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. :rotfl:
-You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
- You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
- You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.
- You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
- You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
-You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
- The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors
On Padhu's request...
Here is a new thread for redneck jokes.
Contribute whatever funny you have.
Here I Go...
You might be a Redneck, If
-You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
-You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
-You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws. :rotfl:
-You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
- Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
-You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
- Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
-If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
-You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. :rotfl:
-You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
- You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
- You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.
- You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
- You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
-You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
- The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors