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AmthaLal
September 29th, 2005, 12:29 PM
OK Echarchan......

On Padhu's request...

Here is a new thread for redneck jokes.

Contribute whatever funny you have.



Here I Go...

You might be a Redneck, If



-You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.

-You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

-You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws. :rotfl:

-You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

- Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.


-You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'


- Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.



-If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.

-You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. :rotfl:

-You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

- You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

- You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.


- You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

- You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.


-You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.


- The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

AmthaLal
August 28th, 2006, 01:11 PM
You might be a redneck if ...
Your friend tells you he went online last night, and you think he took a drunk driving test.


You might be a redneck if ...
Your mama has more tattoos than you do.


You might be a redneck if ...
You think the ATM machine is a giant, public calculator.


You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.


You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it.


You might be a redneck if...
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.


You might be a redneck if...
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.


You might be a redneck if...
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.


You might be a redneck if...
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.


You might be a redneck if...
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.


You might be a redneck if...
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.


You might be a redneck if...
Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Napolean
August 28th, 2006, 01:22 PM
Surprisingly,if you replace Redneck with Sardar in the jokes listed above,does not seem too much out of place.

razzrhino
September 21st, 2006, 12:05 PM
Are you implying that sardaars are incestuous ? :rotfl: