Purush hitt mey Jaari

[Budmaas]

Zara si saavdhani Zindegi Bhar aasani

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe hon aur kisi mahila/larki ke hath mein phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye!!!

Ye vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara se laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.


Bharat Sarkar dwara purush hith me Jaari !!

[viking]

* Budmaas comes home & tells wife "darling I got 4 good
tyres for the price of one".
Wife: "you stupid man, we don't even have a car".
Man: "do I comment when you buy your b ra?..

* Budmaas tells wife "things have become too expensive, learn
cooking so that we can send cook home and save.
Wife replies "learn fu cking, so that we can send driver,
watchman and gardener home!".

* Nude lady goes to bar and asks for a peg. Budmaas the barman stares
at her and serves. Lady asks him "have you never seen nude
woman?" He says, "I have but I worry from where you will take
money out!"

* A lady lost 3 pan ties in her house. She asks her husband Budmaas
but he didn't know. Budmaas asked the maid. Maid replied
"saab aapko toh maloom hai main kuch nahin pahenti."

* Budmaas and wife were waiting at signal, a tapori comes aside
and says "wah Badmaas ji kya rakhel hai?"
Budmaas gets furious and says " Oye rahkel hogi teri meri tho biwi hai!.

[Cooldude]

Zara si saavdhani Zindegi Bhar aasani

Bharat Sarkar dwara purush hith me Jaari !!

Thanks for the Taaza advice Budmaas... ;)

Moving this to the right forum...

[DesiBaba]

* Budmaas comes home & tells wife "darling I got 4 good
tyres for the price of one".
Wife: "you stupid man, we don't even have a car".
Man: "do I comment when you buy your b ra?..

* Budmaas tells wife "things have become too expensive, learn
cooking so that we can send cook home and save.
Wife replies "learn fu cking, so that we can send driver,
watchman and gardener home!".

* Nude lady goes to bar and asks for a peg. Budmaas the barman stares
at her and serves. Lady asks him "have you never seen nude
woman?" He says, "I have but I worry from where you will take
money out!"

* A lady lost 3 pan ties in her house. She asks her husband Budmaas
but he didn't know. Budmaas asked the maid. Maid replied
"saab aapko toh maloom hai main kuch nahin pahenti."

* Budmaas and wife were waiting at signal, a tapori comes aside
and says "wah Badmaas ji kya rakhel hai?"
Budmaas gets furious and says " Oye rahkel hogi teri meri tho biwi hai!.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TerminatorJR]

Nice Budmaas, Viking.

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

DEAR DAD,
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.

I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.

BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE
CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.

IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN






















P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU!










P.P.S.CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

[TerminatorJR]

Watch Out Men !!

There are times when women can be pretty smart, behind the wheel of a car is not one of them... as we will prove in a series of Photographs at the bottom of this page. But when it comes to catching their men out they're absolutely spot on. Like take this guy for example...

Wife : "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

Husband : "Definitely not!"

Wife : "why not - don't you like being married?"

Husband : "Of course I do."

Wife : "then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband : "Okey I'd get married again."

Wife : "you would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

Husband : (Makes audible groan).

Wife : " would you live in our house?"

Husband : " Sure, it's a great house."

Wife : " would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband : " where else would we sleep?"

Wife : " Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband : "Probably, it is almost new."

Wife : " Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband : "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife : "would she use my golf clubs."

Husband : "No, She's left-handed."

Wife : --- silence ---

Husband : $#@&

[Alibaba]

NICE ones..!!

[echarcha]

Osama dies and goes to Heaven (surprise surprise).

There he is met by US President George Washington. He hits Osama over his head with a stick and yells - "What have you done to the country that we all worked so hard to build?"

One by one the earlier Presidents start coming out and beat up Osama.

Finally when the beating is over, Osama asks St. Peter -"Is this Heaven? Why were they beating me?"

St. Peter replies - "I told you that you would be met by 72 Virginians" :D

[dhurandhar]

Osama dies and goes to Heaven (surprise surprise).

There he is met by US President George Washington. He hits Osama over his head with a stick and yells - "What have you done to the country that we all worked so hard to build?"

One by one the earlier Presidents start coming out and beat up Osama.

Finally when the beating is over, Osama asks St. Peter -"Is this Heaven? Why were they beating me?"

St. Peter replies - "I told you that you would be met by 72 Virginians" :D

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Budmaas]

* Budmaas comes home & tells wife "darling I got 4 good
tyres for the price of one".
Wife: "you stupid man, we don't even have a car".
Man: "do I comment when you buy your b ra?..

* Budmaas tells wife "things have become too expensive, learn
cooking so that we can send cook home and save.
Wife replies "learn fu cking, so that we can send driver,
watchman and gardener home!".

* Nude lady goes to bar and asks for a peg. Budmaas the barman stares
at her and serves. Lady asks him "have you never seen nude
woman?" He says, "I have but I worry from where you will take
money out!"

* A lady lost 3 pan ties in her house. She asks her husband Budmaas
but he didn't know. Budmaas asked the maid. Maid replied
"saab aapko toh maloom hai main kuch nahin pahenti."

* Budmaas and wife were waiting at signal, a tapori comes aside
and says "wah Badmaas ji kya rakhel hai?"
Budmaas gets furious and says " Oye rahkel hogi teri meri tho biwi hai!.

:screw: :screw: Chal Ghoom ja bay ......

REPEAT (http://www.echarcha.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157639&postcount=3)