Jesus In India

[max de Indiana]

Jesus spent years in India doing yoga!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/963920.cms

WASHINGTON: And you thought what would Jesus Christ have to do with India? Well, if a new book by a renowned Indian guru, the late Paramahansa Yogananda, is to be believed, the three wise men who came to Bethlehem to see Christ when he was born, c
ame from India.

According to a Los Angeles Times report, the book titled The Second Coming of Christ: The Resurrection of Christ Within You claims that the three "Indian" wise men named him Isa, or "Lord" in Sanskrit.

The book further goes on to claim that Jesus also travelled to India, where he practiced yoga meditation with the great sages during his "lost years" from age 13 to 30, a time of his life scarcely mentioned in the Bible.

The book is being published by Yogananda's Los Angeles-based Self-Realisation Fellowship 52 years after his death and is compiled from his decades old speeches and writings.

It offers startling ideas about the deeper meaning of Jesus's teachings and their essential unity with yoga and consists of 1642 pages.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/963920.cms

[max de Indiana]

do you belive guys
that jusus lived in India :confused:

[vakil sahib]

not only did he live in india, but he was a regular sardarji:up:

[echarcha]

Arey woh Yesudas??? Woh singer.. woh bhi jesus ka hi avtaar hain :rotfl:

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by echarcha
Arey woh Yesudas??? Woh singer.. woh bhi jesus ka hi avtaar hain :rotfl:

lekin echarchaBhai apne isaai log wo avtar main viswas nahin karate:D

wo kahenge ki ye koi shetan ki nai chaal hai, masihion ko gumrah karane ke liye..

isi liye to wo log roti ki jagah Bread khate hain(Daily Bread):D

[DesiBaba]

Originally posted by vakil sahib
not only did he live in india, but he was a regular sardarji:up:

:D:D:D:D

[dhurandhar]

Originally posted by max de Indiana
Jesus spent years in India doing yoga!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/963920.cms

WASHINGTON: And you thought what would Jesus Christ have to do with India? Well, if a new book by a renowned Indian guru, the late Paramahansa Yogananda, is to be believed, the three wise men who came to Bethlehem to see Christ when he was born, c
ame from India.

According to a Los Angeles Times report, the book titled The Second Coming of Christ: The Resurrection of Christ Within You claims that the three "Indian" wise men named him Isa, or "Lord" in Sanskrit.

The book further goes on to claim that Jesus also travelled to India, where he practiced yoga meditation with the great sages during his "lost years" from age 13 to 30, a time of his life scarcely mentioned in the Bible.

The book is being published by Yogananda's Los Angeles-based Self-Realisation Fellowship 52 years after his death and is compiled from his decades old speeches and writings.

It offers startling ideas about the deeper meaning of Jesus's teachings and their essential unity with yoga and consists of 1642 pages.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/963920.cms

this Yogananda fellow is just as interesting as his Guru who claimed that Kalyug is over and we are heading towards Satyug..via Dwapar Yug:D

I wonder if some of these Bongs ended up eating a fish that causes high....like a pot-fish may be:confused:

to see what I am talking about please click here
http://baharna.com/karma/yuga.htm
and read about Sri Yukteswar's thoughts:D

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by dhurandhar
this Yogananda fellow is just as interesting as his Guru who claimed that Kalyug is over and we are heading towards Satyug..via Dwapar Yug:D

I wonder if some of these Bongs ended up eating a fish that causes high....like a pot-fish may be:confused:

to see what I am talking about please click here
http://baharna.com/karma/yuga.htm
and read about Sri Yukteswar's thoughts:D

Lekin Dhurandhar bhai...according to Jewish Archive(in jerusalem)
there are some documents, proving that jesus spended few years
in his younger age at unknown place...even many jews belive that he was in India that time.
:confused:

[rationalthinker]

There has always been strong speculation about where Jesus acyually spent those 'unaccounted years'.
About ten -twelve years ago some German had written a well researched book titled "Jesus Died In India"!
Incidently, "Hazratbal" is supposed to be the hair of Jesus!

[Cooldude]

Originally posted by vakil sahib
not only did he live in india, but he was a regular sardarji:up:

Originally posted by echarcha
Arey woh Yesudas??? Woh singer.. woh bhi jesus ka hi avtaar hain :rotfl:

[vyomkeshsaxena]

what difference does it make whether jesus was in india or pukistan?? and whether he was practicing yoga or kamasutra?

i dunno why people around dont allow these dead men to sleep peacefully in their graves!! :o

kal koi ullu ka pattha uth k bolega ki ram aur sita vanwaas k time pe amazon ke jungalo.n mein pamela anderson ki par-naani k paas aerobic classes le rahe the...will u pay heed to it?? :rolleyes:

[vakil sahib]

Originally posted by vyomkeshsaxena
what difference does it make whether jesus was in india or pukistan?? and whether he was practicing yoga or kamasutra?

i dunno why people around dont allow these dead men to sleep peacefully in their graves!! :o

kal koi ullu ka pattha uth k bolega ki ram aur sita vanwaas k time pe amazon ke jungalo.n mein pamela anderson ki par-naani k paas aerobic classes le rahe the...will u pay heed to it?? :rolleyes:

:D :D ROFLMAO

[Xandu]

arre yaar,

that was not Jesus as in Jesus Christ...

it was that mexican refugee Jesus (pronounced "Hesoos" ) who came to start a chapati burrito business and failed miserably :D

naadaan maxi usko Jesus Christ samajh baitha :D :D

X

[TerminatorJR]

Originally posted by vyomkeshsaxena

kal koi ullu ka pattha uth k bolega ki ram aur sita vanwaas k time pe amazon ke jungalo.n mein pamela anderson ki par-naani k paas aerobic classes le rahe the...will u pay heed to it?? :rolleyes:
ha ha.....kya baat bolela hai Vyomkesh. :D:clap:

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by vakil sahib
not only did he live in india, but he was a regular sardarji:up:

Vakil sahib...when jesus was on earth ,this is now more than 2 thousand years ago,,but Sikh Panth estiblished only around 500
year ago...:confused:
so i fail to understand how jesus escaped from past to future..

probably it happen just like modern fantasy films...:D :D

[vakil sahib]

Originally posted by max de Indiana
Vakil sahib...when jesus was on earth ,this is now more than 2 thousand years ago,,but Sikh Panth estiblished only around 500
year ago...:confused:
so i fail to understand how jesus escaped from past to future..

probably it happen just like modern fantasy films...:D :D

if moses can part the red sea, if hanuman can swallow the sun, if savitri, a mere mortal, can bring her very stiff husband back from no less an entity than the great yama himself, then why cannot jesus go back and forth in time? why?why? eh. why?:D

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by rationalthinker
had written a well researched book titled "Jesus Died In India"!
Incidently, "Hazratbal" is supposed to be the hair of Jesus!

:D

[vyomkeshsaxena]

Originally posted by vakil sahib
if moses can part the red sea, if hanuman can swallow the sun, if savitri, a mere mortal, can bring her very stiff husband back from no less an entity than the great yama himself, then why cannot jesus go back and forth in time? why?why? eh. why?:D

stephen hawking needs people like you vakil babu :D

waise i was curious why hanuman swallowed sun and why did he shit it out again!!!

guess another ullu ka pattha is not reading this stuff or he will come out with another fu(king theory that 'cold age' on earth was caused by hanuman swallowing sun :rolleyes:

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by Xandu
arre yaar,

that was not Jesus as in Jesus Christ...

it was that mexican refugee Jesus (pronounced "Hesoos" ) who came to start a chapati burrito business and failed miserably :D




naadaan maxi usko Jesus Christ samajh baitha :D

X

naadaan maxi:D :D :D

[rationalthinker]

Originally posted by vyomkeshsaxena

waise i was curious why hanuman swallowed sun and why did he shit it out again!!!

guess another ullu ka pattha is not reading this stuff or he will come out with another fu(king theory that 'cold age' on earth was caused by hanuman swallowing sun :rolleyes: [/B]

Hanumaan DID NOT swallow the sun!
The story says that once,as a baby, he was lying unattended by his mother Anjani, he got really hungry and thinking that the orange ball on the horizon was some 'fruit' he jumped towards it.
None of the Gods knew how to save the shit scared Sun,and so Indra knocked Hanumaan down with his Vajra!
So as not to suffer a ny similar embarassments because of the super duper powers of Maruti, he was 'cursed' that he will NOT REMEMBER that he had such powers unless somebody reminded him of them.
The logic being that as a baby he was all power and no knowledge and maturity--which was dangerous!
I think it was Jambuvant who reminded him of his super powers Sugreev and Co. went in search of Sita.---The details can be found in the Sunderakaand Section of the Ramayan.
(Yet Another Ullu Ka Pattha)

[vakil sahib]

bhai with regard to swallowing the sun there are no doubt many versions of the fable. but according to my recollection from childhood stories( and the link below) the consensus seems to be that hanuman did, in fact, swallow the sun and had to be begged by indra, bhrama and a whole host of other supreme beings before the mischievous little monkey released him:D

link (http://gauranga.org/hanuman.htm)

also found a link which says that hanuman did not swallow the sun and was stopped by indra just before he did

link (http://www.swaminarayan.org/festivals/hanumanjayanti/)

[kingfisher]

Originally posted by vakil sahib
bhai with regard to swallowing the sun there are no doubt many versions of the fable. but according to my recollection from childhood stories( and the link below) the consensus seems to be that hanuman did, in fact, swallow the sun and had to be begged by indra, bhrama and a whole host of other supreme beings before the mischievous little monkey released him:D

link (http://gauranga.org/hanuman.htm)

also found a link which says that hanuman did not swallow the sun and was stopped by indra just before he did

link (http://www.swaminarayan.org/festivals/hanumanjayanti/)


Arre aap ko yeh sab padhane ko time kab milta hai yaar??
BTW does it make a difference if jesus stayed in India ??? I mean looking at our politicians today it seems their ancestors were certainly not influenced by his presence.

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by kingfisher
??
BTW does it make a difference if jesus stayed in India ??? I mean

Yes I think:D

Because Bible is a Small Part of Vedas

acoording to author of this topic, when jesus was in India..he practised some Bhaktiyoga there...with a IndianGuru.
(during his absence from Israel to a unknown place)

and when he came back to Israel...he started preaching about BhaktiYoga(procedure how to love God).

he never suggested to create a new religion...he was basically Preaching about VaishnavDharma.::D

but after passing some time peoples misunderstood his preaching;)

So Basically Christianity is the part of Vaishnavaism...same like Sikhism, Jainism and Islam(old Shivaism){Ek Ped ki kai ek Daliyan}

but because of personal benefits,,,religious leaders divided us:smash:

[dhurandhar]

Originally posted by max de Indiana
Yes I think

Because Bible is a Small Part of Vedas

acoording to author of this topic, when jesus was in India..he practised some Bhaktiyoga there...with a IndianGuru.
(during his absence from Israel to a unknown place)

and when he came back to Israel...he started preaching about BhaktiYoga(procedure how to love God).

he never suggested to create a new religion...he was basically Preaching about VaishnavDharma.

but after passing some time peoples misunderstood his preaching;)

So Basically Christianity is the part of Vaishnavaism...same like Sikhism, Jainism and Islam(old Shivaism){Ek Ped ki kai ek Daliyan}

but because of personal benefits,,,religious leaders divided

maxi pyaare....aap shri P N Oak ke bhatije hain ya bhaanje?:D:D

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by dhurandhar
maxi pyaare....aap shri P N Oak ke bhatije hain ya bhaanje?:D:D

non of them:D

who is this hell ...PN OAK, never heared :D

[dhurandhar]

Originally posted by max de Indiana
non of them:D

who is this hell ...PN OAK, never heared :D

please be educated via this link
http://www.stephen-knapp.com/vedic_culture_is_the_parent_of_humanity.htm

[max de Indiana]

Originally posted by dhurandhar
please be educated via this link
http://www.stephen-knapp.com/vedic_culture_is_the_parent_of_humanity.htm

This Guy Stephen knapp speak truth.
thanks for link:)

[max de Indiana]

For you Suhaasini...please read and enjoy :D :angel:

[dirty]

Please I request donot believe all these rumours.

Jesus was named by three shepherds who were Jews and are said to be messengers from Heaven.

Jesus could have never been in India. Why would he have to learn yoga from hindu gurus when he himself was GOD.

I am really disheartened by all these comments.

:(

Sister Suhasini.



That blows your cover dude ! You are not christian. Fu(k you !

[chando]

That blows your cover dude ! You are not christian. Fu(k you !

you caught the culprit. I Hope Suhasini know how u found he/she is not a christian.

[TerminatorJR]

That blows your cover dude ! You are not christian. Fu(k you !
There ya go Dirty pai. Well Said :up:
Stop this :vomit: crap Suhasini or whatever the heck your name is.

[Suhasini]

There ya go Dirty pai. Well Said :up:
Stop this :vomit: crap Suhasini or whatever the heck your name is.

I am glad that you felt happy. But no matter what you say I am a devout christian and I accepted this religion a few years ago. I enjoyed going to church so much that I followed my sisters footsteps and became a nun.

I dont have to prove to anybody how good a christian I am. My Lord knows it and so do I.

Amen


Sister Suhasini

[chando]

I am glad that you felt happy. But no matter what you say I am a devout christian and I accepted this religion a few years ago. I enjoyed going to church so much that I followed my sisters footsteps and became a nun.

I dont have to prove to anybody how good a christian I am. My Lord knows it and so do I.

Amen


Sister Suhasini

Sister tell us what is wrong with the story you told. There is major mistake in it. It proves u are not a christian and you dont know a shit about Jesus.

If what u said here is what u will preach.. then i guess u will not be spreading the bible, but your own version of some story.


Originally Posted by Suhasini
Please I request donot believe all these rumours.

Jesus was named by three shepherds who were Jews and are said to be messengers from Heaven.

Jesus could have never been in India. Why would he have to learn yoga from hindu gurus when he himself was GOD.

I am really disheartened by all these comments.



Sister Suhasini.

[dirty]

So let's start this fun game of dimantaling suss's ass. Who wants take first guess on what's wrong with his fu(king christian theory ?

[Zorro]

So let's start this fun game of dimantaling suss's ass. Who wants take first guess on what's wrong with his fu(king christian theory ?

Susu baby, the Pope and all the Christians of the world will ram a big pole up your ass if you claim that Jesus is GOD.

Chal abho phut le idhar se.

What is that chime about andi bandi shandi..??

[vakil sahib]

I am glad that you felt happy. But no matter what you say I am a devout christian and I accepted this religion a few years ago. I enjoyed going to church so much that I followed my sisters footsteps and became a nun.

I dont have to prove to anybody how good a christian I am. My Lord knows it and so do I.

Amen


Sister Suhasini

just curiosity on my part- i am surprised that your convent allows you to discuss things on a message board such as this. whatever does mother superior think? or are you logging on behind her back? :D

[dirty]

Susu baby, the Pope and all the Christians of the world will ram a big pole up your ass if you claim that Jesus is GOD.

Chal abho phut le idhar se.

What is that chime about andi bandi shandi..??


BINGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chando]

So let's start this fun game of dimantaling suss's ass. Who wants take first guess on what's wrong with his fu(king christian theory ?


Jesus was named by three shepherds who were Jews and are said to be messengers from Heaven.


Three Shepherds?????? is it not 3 kings

[Napolean]

just curiosity on my part- i am surprised that your convent allows you to discuss things on a message board such as this. whatever does mother superior think? or are you logging on behind her back? :D
I wuz also thinking the same!!
First thing which I suspect is that Suhasini is certainly not serious about this whole thing...She just wants to have some fun at the expense of christianity(spelling?) and she is getting that...looks like she was kicked by some christians big time!!

[Suhasini]

I wuz also thinking the same!!
First thing which I suspect is that Suhasini is certainly not serious about this whole thing...She just wants to have some fun at the expense of christianity(spelling?) and she is getting that...looks like she was kicked by some christians big time!!

Dont worry children. I am not doing anything behind anybodys back. Besides I am very happy to see that most of you know a lot about Christianity which is my Churchs mission. Spread the word of my Lord.

Most of us in our Home here have a computer. This was provided to us by a Church in Europe. This was so that we could exchange emails about our missions and accomplishments.

Mother Sheryl (the Mother Superior of our church) knows that I visit this site. Infact it was she who said why not preach Christinaity through the internet.

Many of you fell a pray to my posting. I am so glad that all of you non christians out there know so much about my religion. I am very happy that my very mission to come here and cha with you all is infact getting fulfilled. evn if I achieve one goal of mission for 2005 via Echarcha I will feel happy cause I could reach out even to the literate upper caste Hindus over here.

One request say whatsoebver you want to me, but please spare my Lord and religion.

Bless you all.

Amen

Sister Suhasini :angel:

[Napolean]

Many of you fell a pray to my posting.
We either respond to very sensible posts or totally nonsense posts.In the first case to have good discussion and in the second case to kick a$$.

[dirty]

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.

He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.

He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.

He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.

Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"

"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."

"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."

"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.

"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.

[rationalthinker]

Funny one Dirty :D

Here's a classic--that too from a cartoon strip!:
There are these two dead fellows with the customery wings and clouds etc..; one says to another: How can we enjoy eternal bliss and peace and quiet in heaven when we know there are sooooo many unfortunate souls suffering pain and misery in Hell? :up: ;)

[Budmaas]

I am glad that you felt happy. But no matter what you say I am a devout christian and I accepted this religion a few years ago. I enjoyed going to church so much that I followed my sisters footsteps and became a nun.

I dont have to prove to anybody how good a christian I am. My Lord knows it and so do I.

Amen


Sister Suhasini

O nice ....... :screw: I used to cyber with one but missed since you started appearing here.

[TerminatorJR]

I am glad that you felt happy.
Oh yeah, Am very very happy mera kaam ho gayaa. (tumhe bhadkaane ka :yawn: )

[sarv_shaktimaan]

I am glad that you felt happy. But no matter what you say I am a devout christian and I accepted this religion a few years ago. I enjoyed going to church so much that I followed my sisters footsteps and became a nun.

I dont have to prove to anybody how good a christian I am. My Lord knows it and so do I.

Amen


Sister Suhasini
I too accepted this religion a few years back....they give me wine, bagels, doughnuts for attending the church daily.....all I used to get at the temple was same old halwa, coconuts,.........

[rationalthinker]

I got a problem:
We are all God's children.This means even Mary was God's child. But she 'bore' Jesus. Does it mean God committed incest?

[ramrajya]

not only did he live in india, but he was a regular sardarji:up:
Which part of India are these regular sardarji found.....i have never come across one...all of them seem to be irregular:D :up:

[ramrajya]

I too accepted this religion a few years back....they give me wine, bagels, doughnuts for attending the church daily.....all I used to get at the temple was same old halwa, coconuts,.........
I was also thinking of accepting this religion coz in one of the first XXX movies i saw,all the sisters were doing the act........ but then my friend told me in reality i might come across priests with same inclinations (but towards men and kids) and then i weighed pros and cons and decided to be hindu for life.......Sauch liyya thha jittey ji bhagwan yeh dinn naa dikhayye :whacky: