How to look 'kewl' with Comps?

[YedaAnna]

Kewl With Comps Tip#1: Talk 'bout Linux even if u don't have an iota of knowledge about it
:D

[YedaAnna]

Kewl with Comps Tip#2:
Partition your hard drive

"arey wah vakil babu naya hard disk?"
aap ye joke nahi samjhoge.sure hai main.:D

[vakil sahib]

:D samaj gaya bhai, samaj gaya:D

[Charchila]

For samples, look for Budmass' replies (http://www.echarcha.com/forum/search.php?searchid=59139&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending) in Computing forum :clap:

[YedaAnna]

KWC Tip#3

Talk 'about Open Source.
Tho' just yesterday you shelled a coupla hundred on tha latest release of Office XP :D

[nayasavera]

Originally posted by YedaAnna
KWC Tip#3

Talk 'about Open Source.
Tho' just yesterday you shelled a coupla hundred on tha latest release of Office XP :D

LOL :D :D

Tip #4 : Hate Microsoft. Pretend that you think that VB is the worst shit that has ever happened.

[nayasavera]

Tip #5: Talk about algorithms and their complexities, resource utilization, race conditions, synchronization, semaphores even if all you are doing is fixing some HTML issues.

[vyomkeshsaxena]

Originally posted by nayasavera
LOL :D :D

Tip #4 : Hate Microsoft. Pretend that you think that VB is the worst shit that has ever happened.

:D :D

talk abt recent version of fortran else point to any gizmo the person is carrying n ask " is tis thing 802.1.1 enabled/compatible"

KEWL tip#6

wear a t-shirt/skirt/denim n write on it radiation caution- wi-fi enabled


kaisi hai tip ;)...original idea hai :cool:

[Zen]

Tip#7 : Talk about hacking and use terms like social Engineering, Black Hat, White Hat and other blah blah even if you code in plain 4gl.

[nayasavera]

I have noticed a change in last 5-6 years. Earlier, documentaion was considered un-kewl. 'I have it in my brain' was considered kewl. But now it sounds so kewl to document every piece of shit that you dish out. I have seen some guyz coming up with Class diagrams and Use cases, supplemented with MS Word documents, for what one wouldn't even call work.

Tip #(what's the count) : Make sure your desk is cluttered with documents. More diagrams the better.

[YedaAnna]

KWC Tip#8 Never use IE go for Mozilla, Opera, Safari (even if ya own a friggin Win 98 system and all you do all day is chat on Yahoo!!!)

:D

[Big-G]

Tip#: Use the word 'box' instead of server or computer.

[Big-G]

Tip#: Act really excited and relieved everytime they come up with a patch release for Solaris or Linux or any other Unix flavor. Comment on how many problems that patch has fixed.

[Parashuram]

Casually drop hints about overclocking and case modding when your neighbour asks you for advise to buy a PC

[viruss]

Tips:.. Instead of using words partition C , partiotion D use words such as hda, hda1.... try to use mount, unmount, shell words in ur kommunication.. :D

[ShivSainik]

:D

Answer every technical question posted in newsgroups / forums by googling and if you are not sure say I have used it in xyz project, but I dont remember (but bottom-line is to show YOU KNOW)

:D

[Xandu]

Originally posted by nayasavera
LOL :D :D

Tip #4 : Hate Microsoft. Pretend that you think that VB is the worst shit that has ever happened.

but VB is really pieca shit... had used it long time ago in my first job b4 eventually movin on to become a linux kernel guy :)

as for msft, I actually like microsoft a lot.

X

[nayasavera]

Originally posted by Xandu
but VB is really pieca shit...
X

I agree. :)

You used it and you know it. But you don't have to use or know anything to talk abt it and sound kewl. Thats what this thread is abt.

[SimpleHuman]

this same shit but with .NET attached to it... made me earn 20k in offshore projects;) ... valuable shit as i say:D

[SimpleHuman]

Tip#: impress your junior with buzz words like : encryption and key-generating... how you are using Cryptography with base64 string comparision even if you want to compare two simple character strings;)

[YedaAnna]

last year came up with two products. got them patented. till now made 1867 installations. each 1200 bucks an install. do the math.

not my money tho' but yeah did with the same $hit:D

[YedaAnna]

Originally posted by SimpleHuman
Tip#: impress your junior with buzz words like : encryption and key-generating... how you are using Cryptography with base64 string comparision even if you want to compare two simple character strings;)

LOL:D

I've heard those:D

[compukid]

Hey,
Send out emails like these and talk abt CBQ/HTB ;)

********************************
Upgraded OpenSSL packages are available for Slackware 8.1, 9.0, 9.1, and -current.

These fix two potential denial-of-service issues in earlier versions of OpenSSL.
Here are the details from the Slackware 9.1 ChangeLog:
+--------------------------+
Wed Mar 17 14:41:42 PST 2004
patches/packages/openssl-0.9.7d-i486-1.tgz: Upgraded to openssl-0.9.7d. patches/packages/openssl-solibs-0.9.7d-i486-1.tgz: Upgraded to openssl-0.9.7d. This fixes two potential denial-of-service issues in earlier versions of OpenSSL. For more details, see:
http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CAN-2004-0079
http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CAN-2004-0112
(* Security fix *)
*****************************

[YedaAnna]

Very Imp Tip:D
Browse forums in invisible modes, make a post and go invisble again:D

To make ppl believe that you are really busy and you don't have time for such forums:D

[Zen]

/* Increasing the tip# by 1 */

tip =+ 1;
writeln('Write e-mails, Unnecessarily use c style commenting' );

[echarcha]

Tip # 17:

Collect all the cool tips and then send it out as an email to impress your friends :D


How to look cool with computers! :)


Tip#1:
Talk 'bout Linux even if u don't have an iota of knowledge about it

Tip#2:
Partition your hard drive

Tip#3:
Talk about Open Source. Though just yesterday you shelled a coupla hundred on the latest release of Office XP

Tip #4 :
Hate Microsoft. Pretend that you think that VB is the worst shit that has ever happened.

Tip #5:
Talk about algorithms and their complexities, resource utilization, race conditions, synchronization, semaphores even if all you are doing is fixing some HTML issues.


Tip#6:
Wear a t-shirt/skirt/denim and write on it "Radiation caution- wi-fi enabled"

Tip#7:
Talk about hacking and use terms like social Engineering, Black Hat, White Hat and other blah blah even if you code in plain 4GL

Tip#8:
Make sure your desk is cluttered with documents. More diagrams the better.

Tip#9: Use the word 'box' instead of server or computer.

Tip#10:
Act really excited and relieved everytime they come up with a patch release for Solaris or Linux or any other Unix flavor. Comment on how many problems that patch has fixed.

Tip#11:
Casually drop hints about overclocking and case modding when your neighbour asks you for advise to buy a PC

Tip#12:
Instead of using simple words like partition C , partition D use words such as hda, hda1.... try to use mount, unmount, shell words in your communication

Tip#13:
Impress your junior with buzz words like : encryption and key-generating... how you are using Cryptography with base64 string comparision even if you want to compare two simple character strings

Tip#14:
Answer every technical question posted in newsgroups / forums by googling and if you are not sure say I have used it in xyz project, but I dont remember (but bottom-line is to show YOU KNOW).

Tip#15:
Browse tech forums in invisible modes, make a post and go invisble again
to make ppl believe that you are really busy and you don't have time for such forums.

Tip#16:
Send out emails like these and talk abt CBQ/HTB

[Lovey]

After receiving the mail full of cool tips "REPLY ALL " and copy paste this (http://echarcha.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=17122&perpage=10&pagenumber=3) url .

[Xandu]

a surd lookin cool with comps:

'sat sri a kal, CC to all'