Delhi: What's Up!

[gandesh]

one of the things that people complain about is that when they go back to india everything is so changed n the image that they had when they left is no longer true... so this thread is dedicated to finding out what's changed in ur city... i for one want to know:


what is the favorite car in delhi these days?
what's the temperature like?
what's in as far as clothes are concerned (for both guys n gals)?
is microwaveable food finally in?
what's more popular McDonalds, Nirulas, Wimpys, KFC, Dominos, Pizza Hut or Kake Da Dhaba in CP?
what is the cool place to go to for shopping? CP or SouthEx (i hate that place) or Priya Complex?
is priya still the place to be? i heard something about PVR thing... is that in now?
what's up with DU north campus? is Khalsa still the worst (or best depending on which side on is on) college there?
ek litre doodh ka kya bhaav hai aajkal?
ek kilo aaloo kitne ke hain?
aur tamatar ka kya bhaav hai?
aadha kilo paaneer kitne ka hai?
what's the price for a litre of petrol?
do tough guys still drive bullets?
where do cool guys take their girls on a date to? (spare me the discs)
is oberoi maidens still the hidden treasure it always was? (don't confuse it with oberoi intercontinental)
which is the cool school now (n i am not interested in the one that sends most to IITs.. cool as in cool:))?


i sincerely hope people who are in india will respond to the FAQs in this thread... :)

[Rahul]

while reply to the Gandesh question, please reply for few of my question too.

- Wo Kalkaji wali naaliyan abhi bhi sadko per bahti rahti he
- wo train track ke sath kya abhi bhi log subah subah pakistan;) ko yaad karte he
- wo buso me abhi bhi ladkiyon ke upar niche haath lagaye jaate he.
- kya abhi be ret bahte hue ladke ladkiyan sudko per khelte he.

Oh mera desh, mera pyara desh
meree rajdhani, meree pyari rajdhani

[nandini]

Originally posted by gandesh
one of the things that people complain about is that when they go back to india everything is so changed n the image that they had when they left is no longer true... so this thread is dedicated to finding out what's changed in ur city... i for one want to know:


what is the favorite car in delhi these days?
what's the temperature like?
what's in as far as clothes are concerned (for both guys n gals)?
is microwaveable food finally in?
what's more popular McDonalds, Nirulas, Wimpys, KFC, Dominos, Pizza Hut or Kake Da Dhaba in CP?
what is the cool place to go to for shopping? CP or SouthEx (i hate that place) or Priya Complex?
is priya still the place to be? i heard something about PVR thing... is that in now?
what's up with DU north campus? is Khalsa still the worst (or best depending on which side on is on) college there?
ek litre doodh ka kya bhaav hai aajkal?
ek kilo aaloo kitne ke hain?
aur tamatar ka kya bhaav hai?
aadha kilo paaneer kitne ka hai?
what's the price for a litre of petrol?
do tough guys still drive bullets?
where do cool guys take their girls on a date to? (spare me the discs)
is oberoi maidens still the hidden treasure it always was? (don't confuse it with oberoi intercontinental)
which is the cool school now (n i am not interested in the one that sends most to IITs.. cool as in cool:))?


i sincerely hope people who are in india will respond to the FAQs in this thread... :)

lancer is the fave car these days
temp is very dry and bloody hot about 45/46 every day
lighter coloured clothes are in obviously and fashion is decided by the kind of eco background u come from can't give u one answer
microwave is used by very few people
McDonalds for burger eaters, Dominos and Pizza Hut for pizza eaters and for icecreams Nirulas and good old punju food never is out of fashion :)
PVR is the hottest tjing definately tho it's as dangerous as Uphaar i have heard
the collest place to shop is sarojini nagar, Janpath and Dilli haat
the best is still Stephens and worst Hindu according to me
8 rupaiyye kilo for doodh and about same for aloo
tamaatar garmi ki vajah se mehnge hain
cool guys don't ride bullets anymore they have gaadis !!!!
normal guys take girls to Dili Haat, puppies take their girls to Disc or swanky eating places like Rodeo and des[erate ones go to to Lodhi Gardens, Buddha Jayanti park
tho i live very near Maidens don't know wehat u r talking about????
Sardar Patel Vidyalaya, DPS and Modern rule Still what to do
any more questions????????

[Pretty Woman]

> PVR is the hottest tjing definately tho it's as dangerous as
> Uphaar i have heard

Since its one of the few airconditioned cinema halls, i think it should be pretty cool!

> the collest place to shop is sarojini nagar, Janpath and Dilli
> haat

also shoppers stop, of the bombay fame.

and hey, haldi ram's chaat rules!!

[Big-G]

Meri Beti nandini
This is an earnest request of an aggrieved father. Please do not laugh or make fun of my daughter Nangu....errrr Nandu. Her seemingly moronic statements might make you want to laugh, but beleive me folks, it's all my fault. I dropped her on her head (by accident) when she was a baby. That left some permanent brain damage. Kitney doctors ko dikhaya par kuchh fark nahin pada. Since that day she has been leading a highly challenged life. Rudimentary skills like counting, or controlling bodily functions which come so naturally to the rest of us, were always a big task for her. But, she fought like mad. And today, at the age 23, except for occasional loss of bladder control and nibbling at toe nails while sleeping, she is almost as normal as any other girl of her age. PLEASE DO NOT RIDICULE HER. If you ever feel like laughing, then just imagine how would you have felt if you had been in her position.

*pausing to wipe the tears*

Please be patient while answering her innocent questions. If you can't think of a proper answer, just tell her "...because God made it that way" (that's what I do most of the times). She usually accepts this as a satifactory answer.

Thank You.

*turns his face to hide another burst of tears*

[nandini]

again gandesh was whining that you are not that good at blow jobbing
why don't u concentrate at that?
and r u jealous coz i answered his questions
listen stay in aukaat know u r a bloody gigolo and i am free human being well
seno must we tolerate this bakwaas of thjis keeda?

[risingsun]

Originally posted by Big-G
Meri Beti nandini
This is an earnest request of an aggrieved father. Please do not laugh or make fun of my daughter Nangu....errrr Nandu. Her seemingly moronic statements might make you want to laugh, but beleive me folks, it's all my fault. I dropped her on her head (by accident) when she was a baby. That left some permanent brain damage. Kitney doctors ko dikhaya par kuchh fark nahin pada. Since that day she has been leading a highly challenged life. Rudimentary skills like counting, or controlling bodily functions which come so naturally to the rest of us, were always a big task for her. But, she fought like mad. And today, at the age 23, except for occasional loss of bladder control and nibbling at toe nails while sleeping, she is almost as normal as any other girl of her age. PLEASE DO NOT RIDICULE HER. If you ever feel like laughing, then just imagine how would you have felt if you had been in her position.

*pausing to wipe the tears*

Please be patient while answering her innocent questions. If you can't think of a proper answer, just tell her "...because God made it that way" (that's what I do most of the times). She usually accepts this as a satifactory answer.

Thank You.

*turns his face to hide another burst of tears*

either mr BIG G is autistic or he has started halucinating. yarr ye faaltu ki kahaniyon ke liye na apni aur ek thread shuru kar le, usme tuhi post dete jaa aur tu hi padhte jaa, har thread mein sala lambi kahani ghused deta hai.

[Senorita]

Originally posted by Big-G
[This is an earnest request of an aggrieved father.
laughing, then just imagine how would you have felt if you had been in her position.
*pausing to wipe the tears*
Thank You.
*turns his face to hide another burst of tears*

BIG G You ARE a schizophrenic.
The rather incriminating account you have penned infact is a pinhole image of your terrible and troubled psyche. The 'aggrieved
father' is none other than the projected image of your own father who 'is' being made to feel sorry for the way the 'beti' (that means you) was brought up. You are plagued by problems of adjusting with normal people and you are actively seeking to lay the blame on someone else and accurately though unwittingly you have made your own 'father' the scapegoat.
It would be very hard for you to persuade yourself to uncover the truth that you are a lowly prosaic scumbug in serious need of medical assistance.

Apart from that - Had you made attempts at making your living as a litterateur you would have failed utterly and miserably - You are interminably boring and unimaginative - You make abortive attempts at drawing attention to yourself and churning out supposedly 'entertaining' pieces of prose - A group of words put together does not a 'good read' make - And you infact ought to follow Nandini's suggestion of keeping handy a copy of Wren and Martin (no no let's begin from the beginning) er a copy of simple english grammar for 1st graders - You ought to give serious attention to sentence construction and especially the way the infinitives are handled .

Good Luck.

Do let us know when you regain your sanity and we all will drink to your health.

:)

[perfect_storm]

Ganesh bhaiya this is the latest in Delhi

Mass hysteria in Delhi over ‘monkey-man’
HT Correspondent
(New Delhi, May 15)

RUMOURS ABOUT the mysterious monkey man have spread like wildfire in the ghettos and bylanes of Northeast Delhi and border areas. While the Delhi Police are going around in circles about the creature’s description, locals, most of whom have not even seen the creature, swear by its presence.

They argue that it is unusual for monkeys to be sighted in the area hence they are convinced that the creature is real.

Detail :http://www.hindustantimes.com/nonfram/160501/detCIT17.asp

[laal_langot]

Perfect bhaaya....are you getting paid comission per mention of this aadimanus on the streets of delhi???kall se yaar jahaan dekho sabb iss bechaare bandar ke peeche pade huey hain....ladkiyon ki itna bada akaal pada hai delhi mein due to the heatwave ke people have stopped to this level??

[perfect_storm]

Originally posted by laal_langot
Perfect bhaaya....are you getting paid comission per mention of this aadimanus on the streets of delhi???kall se yaar jahaan dekho sabb iss bechaare bandar ke peeche pade huey hain....ladkiyon ki itna bada akaal pada hai delhi mein due to the heatwave ke people have stopped to this level??

langot bhaiya aap ko ladkiyon ka akal nazar aa reha hai Lekin woh bechara Bandar bina bandariya kaisa tarap reha hai ye nehi dikh reha ;)

[laal_langot]

Yaar bandariya to theek hai....mujhe lagta hai Sita gum ho gayi hai and this is basically Hanuman ramleela se bhaaga hua just trying to get her back in time for dussehra...

[perfect_storm]

Originally posted by laal_langot
Yaar bandariya to theek hai....mujhe lagta hai Sita gum ho gayi hai and this is basically Hanuman ramleela se bhaaga hua just trying to get her back in time for dussehra...

tab to kisi south ki ramlila se bhaga hoga tabhi october ka bhaga may me delhi pahuncha

[Big-G]

Mass hysteria in Delhi over ‘monkey-man’
HT Correspondent
(New Delhi, May 15)

RUMOURS ABOUT the mysterious monkey man have spread like wildfire in the
ghettos and bylanes of Northeast Delhi and border areas. While the Delhi
Police are going around in circles about the creature’s description, locals, most
of whom have not even seen the creature, swear by its presence.


:D :D :D hahahhahaa......lagta hai Senorita ka baap phir jail todkey bhaag nikla !!! LMAO!!!

Nangu beta...why these continous allusions to fellatio?? Not betraying some hidden fantasisies, are we??? :D

[Senorita]

Originally posted by Big-G



:D :D :D hahahhahaa......lagta hai Senorita ka baap phir jail todkey bhaag nikla !!! LMAO!!!

Nangu beta...why these continous allusions to fellatio?? Not betraying some hidden fantasisies, are we??? :D

itna chota story...Jellly Beannnnyyyyy
:p
seems like your treatment in the mental asylum is goin on fine
though itz still sad to see that you hold your BAAP responsible for the degenerated piece of shit you are today.

:D :D :D

[Big-G]

Senoshi-ta, now i know the reason why you look the way you look. Please accept my apologies. And don't lose heart, cos we have all sprung from apes. Well, some of us haven't sprung far enough (your baap's case), but hey, God must have had some reason behind it.

[Senorita]

Originally posted by Big-G
Senoshi-ta, now i know the reason why you look the way you look. Please accept my apologies. And don't lose heart, cos we have all sprung from apes. Well, some of us haven't sprung far enough (your baap's case), but hey, God must have had some reason behind it.

Where's your Judwa behan Jelllyyy Beannnyyyy

:p

[krishna]

My wife and I were in Delhi a few months ago, and the scene there sucks. The clubs were full of poseurs flaunting their third world opulence.
The "in" clothing is anything tacky with a logo on it. The style is to hold a cell phone in your hand at all times, while wearing a puke green shirt with a Ralp Lauren logo on it. Everybody wanted to emulate second rate actors like Salman Khan, and be as "western" as possible.
A few of the idiots, in a club, were hitting on my wife, in the worst way. Forget the fact that I am her husband, were holding hands, and she kept saying "I'm with him". The guys have no tact, no girl would want to be picked up by guys like them...they were dorks.
The best places in Delhi is where the locals hang out. Places where the "elite" consider beneath them to go.

[Rahul]

Originally posted by krishna
My wife and I were in Delhi a few months ago, and the scene there sucks. The clubs were full of poseurs flaunting their third world opulence.
The "in" clothing is anything tacky with a logo on it. The style is to hold a cell phone in your hand at all times, while wearing a puke green shirt with a Ralp Lauren logo on it. Everybody wanted to emulate second rate actors like Salman Khan, and be as "western" as possible.
A few of the idiots, in a club, were hitting on my wife, in the worst way. Forget the fact that I am her husband, were holding hands, and she kept saying "I'm with him". The guys have no tact, no girl would want to be picked up by guys like them...they were dorks.
The best places in Delhi is where the locals hang out. Places where the "elite" consider beneath them to go.

Dont name Delhi alone, all India is like that :mad:, I or my friends never experienced anything like that, may be act of you or your wife ;) inspire them to do all that :confused:, and tell me if some of the people in south wanted to go around in Lungi, thats not give you right to call all other western if they wear trousers.

[Big-G]

Rahul Bhai...thand rakh yaar.... :D :D gussa na ho, pai !!!

Krishna, i agree with some of what you say. Most of the crowd in the discs of delhi is of the "lalaji's son" variety. But still there are great places to go. Dilli haat, is a cheap but a great option. One more thing, there is no place in delhi where the elite consider it beneath them to go. Every place, be it a road side parathey waalaa, old delhi's non veg hotels or swanky discs have a healthy mix of people belonging to all social strata.

[smellyfinger]

:D :D

Yeah, what is it with people carrying cell phones in India. I asked my friends why they didnt get a belt clip or something. Answer was .. "Yehi Cell phone ka style hai". Always carry it in one hand. Its like people used to hold one end of their dhoti at all times while walking. I find it real funny.

[gandesh]

dhanyawad nandini ji...

anyway i too don't know any place in delhi that people of higher economic strata would rather avoid.... unless u are talking about chandini chowk that is.... :D

about the cell phonewa mystery the fact is that india is the second biggest market for cellphones (after china of course) in asia n that's why it is being marketed hard there leading to what u see... it would be a big surprise to anyone from US because the US mobile market is just about maturing up.... another case in point is Finland (the land of Nokia) where again u'd see similar things... now even palm is looking towards india to boost its lagging sales... for more info go here:

http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-200-5933939.html

n krishna ji i agree delhi is a land of uncouth people specially to those who haven't been brought up there.... so i sympathize with u... but just like someone from delhi wouldn't understand why people react the way they do outside an outsider would not understand why and what of what delhites do... :)

i still don't know ke adhe kilo panner ka kya bhaav hai... n how much does a litre of petrol cost?? :D