How can you tell if a woman's not a virgin?

[gandesh]

i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is an issue with me...

i have asked doctors about this but they say there is no medical test for it... (except if she already has a child).... hymen breaks for a billion different reasons and can't be relied on as a test... also they do hymen reconstruction surgery in delhi and many girls of low character get their hymens reconstructed fooling their spouse....

by virign i mean that she should be a virgin emotionally and sexually... (no past relationships)... so is there a way to tell if a woman has had immoral relationships in the past? can u ask her some questions which would indicate that she is a decent, clean girl? how reliable are marriage detectives?.... or is the lie detector the only way around... lol :D

[echarcha]

Gandesh, what kind of questions are these?

Okay to answer your qeustions - Can you ever be 100% sure that your wife has not had a relationship in the past - either emotionally or sexually?

If she has had a relation and you come to knwo of it later on, will you ditch her?

I think you need to see a really good movie on this topic called - Astitwa starring Tabu.

Watch it and then tell me what you think!

[gandesh]

well... agree with u that u can't tell.... like i said even doctors can't tell.... but i have also heard that there are some ways in which some people can tell for sure... some questions that u can ask that work in an indian setting.... that's why i raised this topic... also at least in india virginity of one's spouse is a very big issue even if we usually hide it under the carpet... (indian constitution also allows it as one of the valid reasons to file a divorce)... so since the concept is so important i am sure there would be many guys who have views on it.... that's the reason to start this topic... oh n also since i am refraining from any paki etc. bashing n sticking to everyday issues.... :)

about me finding out suddenly that my spouse has had relationships in the past about which i was kept in the dark i certainly will file a divorce without a second thought.... because since the marriage was based on lies it has no reason to exist... however if i was told before the marriage and honestly then the situation would be different since then i have been told the truth and given an honest choice about whether i would marry this girl or not.... (btw i wouldn't)....

i do firmly believe that a well educated, decent guy, who wants a nice peaceful married life will not marry a girl who is a non-virgin... also i am well aware that a girl and her family know this too and that is why they try their best to hide this when they marry their girl.... so this is a big issue.... and an important one.... and one that is usually not discussed in real life.... as we are more open and frank in virtual world maybe some open, honest opinions would be uncovered here.....

[smellyfinger]

Gandesh, have you seen the movie Sadak ?? There is only one surefire way to tell if a woman is a virgin or not (physically). Take her to Maharani. "Main to iskee chaal se hi samajh gayi thi ki tu iske saath soya nahin". She will tell you.

About an emotional virign, what if there were one sided emotions, unrequited and undisclosed (e.g an infatuation with a neighbour) on her part. Would you hold that against the girl as well ??

[gandesh]

smelly... about sadak... well... :D ... but again i have heard that it is possible... maharani did not tell her technique in that movie maybe someone here will... :)

well about emotional virgin... my point is simple... u want to marry a girl who will stay loyal, and dedicated to u... a girl who has slipped before can slip again and is too big a risk to take for a whole lifetime.... so yes if she had infactuation for her neighbour and somehow i find out about it i will hold that against her too.... :)

[Dzango]

Is there anyway to define a virgin cock?

[kameena]

Gandesh I guess, if you hold even a past infatuation against your prospective bride. You better take sanyas and go to some Ashram in Himalayas. In today's world such a girl is next to difficult to find.

If a girl is raped do you hold it against the girl. Come on be realistic. There is no way you can find out about this thing. And Pre-Marital sex is NOT a legal reason for divorce. One sided divorce can be obtained only because of three reasons as per Indian Constitution and Hindu/Sikh civil code.
1. The girl being sterile (you have to proove that)
2. Marital Infidelity
3. A Major communicable disease which you dont have but you can get from her(examples are some forms of leprosy and Aids)

So tomorrow you marry a girl and later you find out she has slept with every sundry man, what will you do? You have no legal recourse unless it is a divorce by mutual consent. You dont have a choice really Gandesh.

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by gandesh
i would never marry a girl of low moral character so this is an issue with me... :D

Gandeshji
baghal main chokra aur shahar main dindhora
Would you like to marry me? I AM A VIRGIN.
I never have had any relationship with another man in my life.
I have never been kissed by another man.
I have never slept with another man in my life.
I have never thought of sleeping with another man in my life.
I have never had any dirty thoughts about another man in my life.
I am so pure that I never have and never will ever fantasize of another man, clothed or naked.
No Man has ever seen me naked.
Forget about touching or feeling no man has ever touched my pandrah inchee.
Physically, emotionally, by thoughts, by deeds
and by any standards I AM A VIRGIN, A PURE VIRGIN.

GANDESH, PLEASE MARRY ME. PLEASE TAKE ME.

[Dzango]

Originally posted by tantric_yogi


no man has ever touched my pandrah inchee.



.. heart failed simply by seeing? How do you expect 'No_one' to touch that ?

[Dzango]

There was a contest to make a donkey to laugh and cry both. The condition was like this . The contestant should not touch the donkey . Also, there were curtains so that others can see the donkey and contestant's faces only and nothing below heads of their bodies.
Finally one guy won the contest simply by talking to the donkey. Initially it laughed and then cried loudly .

How ????

contestant with donkey : My penis is larger than yours . ( The the donkey was unable to control the laughter)

Then contestant unzipped his pant and shown his thing to the donkey. By seeing that the donkey cried loudly .

[Senorita]

Its the OEDIPUS solution that will solve Gandesh's problems.

Gandesh - the only woman who fits all your criteria i.e. who'd exlcusively cater to your
whims and fancies- who would be unconditionally devoted and dedictated to you - is none
but YOUR OWN MOTHER .

KILL YOUR FATHER.

MARRY YOUR MOTHER.

You get a devoted slave for life who will never think of anybody else.

Simple and cost-effective too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Netra]

Seno, his mother has slept with his father, otherwise how was Gandesh born, unless of course Gandesh is a kalyug ka Jesus Christ and his mother a virgin Mary? If this is the case then Gandesh should stay a bachelor like Jesus Christ.

[Dzango]

I know one incident. One fellow who wnated to marry a VIRGIN only conducted pre-marraige interviews. The interview was like this.

The grrom sat naked in a room and called the candidates one by one. By showing his dick he asked them what's that. All girls told correctly directly/ indirectly. But one girl said that is a small mice. This fellow was very happy for geetiing such an innocent girl and married her and on the first night he told her that is his PENIS. Then that girl said no.. penis is not this much small. My uncle tantrik's is 15 inch , my friend this much etc...


Poor fellow

[tantric_yogi]

NETRA & SENORITA
such a lively topic to have fun with and you have to spoil it---must you bring holy name of MOTHER in to it
:(:(:( NETRA THIS FROM YOU?

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by Dzango
.. heart failed simply by seeing? How do you expect 'No_one' to touch that ?
I have been saving my JOHNSON for a right man
and I think Gandesh will be the first man to
take it..:);)
Gandeshbhai mazak kar riya hai yaar....

True story is of Raja Bhupindersingh of Patiala
some time early 1910/20's
he sent out teams of doctors all over his state
who physically examined young girls between
15/18, for viginity as well as all his peculiar demands.
Thousands of girsl from all over state were checked
for virginity and his requirments and finally after two year of search one was found...no, no punch line. true story.

[Netra]

Tantric, joke karte karte pata nahi chala discussion kahan ja raha hain.

By the way a question out of curiosity. Is the 15 inch measurement of yours taken at ebb or peak? If taken at ebb, it should figure in the Guiness Book of Records. WOW

[Randheer]

How ill you test whether a man is virgin or not.
I am not concerned whether my wife is virgin or not
provided she doesn't has aids and does enjoy her hobby of getting ****ed only by me after marriage.
:) :) :)

[Big-G]

By the way a question out of curiosity. Is the 15 inch measurement of yours taken at ebb or peak? If taken at ebb, it should figure in the Guiness Book of Records. WOW

*sigh*...sooner or later, someone had to fall for it.

Gurudev, aap dhanya ho !!!
*touches tantu's feet*
Did ya tell her about the $150 scheme????? :D :D


Netra, in reply to your query, for a man of tantrik's stature, who has attained the highest possible level of Tantrik Siddhi, there is no ebb and no peak. There is just this single, perpetual surreal state, which is not easy to define in the mudane terms of 'ebb' or 'peak'. In other words, the dimension neither decreases nor increases. It is always 15 inches...and ready.

[laal_langot]

And BG is halfway through the staircase so for him there is only a PEEK and no EBB.....Waise yogi bear soon will be inchitape waale baba

[Senorita]

yawn...

[padhu]

Seniortiji....if u wanna make a mockery of someone why do you drag peoples parents inside ??????

[Senorita]

Originally posted by padhu
Seniortiji....if u wanna make a mockery of someone why do you drag peoples parents inside ??????

I AM SORRY
GALATEE HO GAYEE
JANE BHI DO

1 2 KA 4

:D

[Perfectionist]

Originally posted by gandesh
i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is an issue with me...

i have asked doctors about this but they say there is no medical test for it... (except if she already has a child).... hymen breaks for a billion different reasons and can't be relied on as a test... also they do hymen reconstruction surgery in delhi and many girls of low character get their hymens reconstructed fooling their spouse....

by virign i mean that she should be a virgin emotionally and sexually... (no past relationships)... so is there a way to tell if a woman has had immoral relationships in the past? can u ask her some questions which would indicate that she is a decent, clean girl? how reliable are marriage detectives?.... or is the lie detector the only way around... lol :D

Dear Gadesh,
I would suggest you see a Psychiatrist soon. You seems to be obsessed with Talibaan syndrome of opressing women. Yaar tu kya aurat ko gay ke jaisa duhna chata hai? Uske liye laat bhi khani padati hai mere bhai. Chand ke sath daag ko bhi sweekar karo mere bhai. Maan lo ki sirf tumhare hi paas dil nahin, aur dusaron ke dil aur bhawnaon ki kadr karna seekho. Warna to tumhara bhagwan hi malik hai.
P

[Big-G]

Seniortiji....if u wanna make a mockery of someone why do you drag peoples parents inside ??????

It's a long story Padhu..a long, sad and in a way, slightly perverted story, which started even before Senorita was born. 42 years ago,her mother, who was peddling her a$$ in the slum areas of Vishakhapatnam (AP) at discounted rates was captured by a group of greedy, heartless rickshaw pullers. The resulting gangrape of her momma by 17 people, left 4 of them infected with the deadliest of STDs. After screwing her for 13 days, she was finally sold off to a another group of scientists who were conducting secret experiments. There, once again her mom was forced to have anal intercourse with a deranged babboon. This resulted in Senorita's birth. As an infant she was ugly and hairy, and her mother refused to breast feed her. She was put along with a pile of puppies, and was raised on the milk of a rabid street bitch. This explains her unusual nature, and her absolute lack of regard or respect towards anyone's parent. I mean, she never received anything close to parental affection herself, so we should not blame her. At the age of 4, she lost her virginity to her biological dad (she went too close to his cage).Because of that, she still nurtures sexual fantasies involving her father. Today, she is doing good and has made a career for herself as a top notch eunuch in europe. Lets hope she finds some happiness.

She doesn't deserve our contempt. Just our pity.

[laal_langot]

Abb iss thread mein jungli cabaret hoga(item number)....with the parents of all and sundry providing te dancers in the bakcground and various positions of the human(hopefully) genitalia providing the different steps..its free to air at the moment courtesy of BG and Shanno lal

[Perfectionist]

Originally posted by Big-G


It's a long story Padhu..a long, sad and in a way, slightly perverted story, which started even before Senorita was born. 42 years ago,her mother, who was peddling her a$$ in the slum areas of Vishakhapatnam (AP) at discounted rates was captured by a group of greedy, heartless rickshaw pullers. The resulting gangrape of her momma by 17 people, left 4 of them infected with the deadliest of STDs. After screwing her for 13 days, she was finally sold off to a another group of scientists who were conducting secret experiments. There, once again her mom was forced to have anal intercourse with a deranged babboon. This resulted in Senorita's birth. As an infant she was ugly and hairy, and her mother refused to breast feed her. She was put along with a pile of puppies, and was raised on the milk of a rabid street bitch. This explains her unusual nature, and her absolute lack of regard or respect towards anyone's parent. I mean, she never received anything close to parental affection herself, so we should not blame her. At the age of 4, she lost her virginity to her biological dad (she went too close to his cage).Because of that, she still nurtures sexual fantasies involving her father. Today, she is doing good and has made a career for herself as a top notch eunuch in europe. Lets hope she finds some happiness.

She doesn't deserve our contempt. Just out pity.

Dear Big-Jee,
Though I would more than agree that Seno do not contribute positively most of the time, but you are going one level below. Remember, you are showing sign of weekness. For your own sake, learn to control and respect others. Remember, even if she if half baboon, you are still human. Aren't you?
P

[Big-G]

relax Perf... kaheko emotional ho raha hai??? :D :D

[laal_langot]

Perfectionist ko abhi card naheen mila shaadi ka BG....tell him ke asliyat mein....

Kumari Shanno ka shubhvivaah chhote g aur medium g ki manjle putr BIG G se sampann hua hai Sathyamanglam ke junglon mein....programme is as follows

Ladies sangeet: Shanno and her girlies.....LOL HEE HEE HEE and teri maa ki teri pehan di being the special tracks on popular request

Baraat:BG perched on a tricycle....aagey aagey Rahul hamaara disco dhoti in full flow and Randheer bhai too celebrating their good fortune that it wasnt one of them

Mantar Pheray and varmaala etc:The moderators arya and smelly moderating the whole process and MAKING SURE THAT THIS THREAD DOES GO SOMEWHERE...and CHARCHA BHAI THE PANDIT IN CHIEF making sure that there is no PAKI BASHING AND MORNIC MANTARS FOR AN OTHERWISE STRAIGHTFORWARD PROCESS

Vidaayi:the final denouement....BG sobbing uncontrollably and Shanno kumari sitting on the cycle ki dandi and cycling away to glory....to the background music of the bhonpu...

RSVP
Laal Langot
Xandu
Tantric Yogi(who will be supervising the post marital situation and is BG's param shishya)

So there you have it perf.....this is the truth behind the story.....aaiyegaa zaroor....khaana peena free hai courtesy of Veerappan....

[Big-G]

You forgot the Bandariya-Daan (as opposed to Kanya Daan) part....

LMAO !! :D :D :D

Red Underwear Paaji....tussi chhaa gaye !!! :D :D

[laal_langot]

Daan karne ko Gorilla kahaan se pakad ke laayungaa main bhaiya....maana aapki shaadi hai parr main itna bhi khushi se paagal naheen hua hoon.....

Waise daan to aapko karr diya ayegaa mere hisaab se..... kaalapaani ke janitor ko....so wonder if there should be a daan a daan ceremony....

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by laal_langot
Tantric Yogi(who will be supervising the post marital situation and is BG's param shishya).

Sorry LL I refuses to take this responsibility...what if this
Shannonbhai turns out to be Senorita? Hindu dharam main Guru ki biwi maa ke saman hoti hai. The way Senorita urf Shannonbhai feels abt maa behen there will be ghor paap in BEEJEE household...sorry bhaya koi aur ko yeh resp de do...

tantric suhagrat ke time BEEJEE ke bedroom ke bahar bethkar royega aur shahnai bajayega...

[laal_langot]

Baba thodi galti ho gayi uss line mein....kehna yeh tha ke BG aapke param shishya hain....so guru ka param dharam hai maarg darshan...baahar baith ke shehnai naheen bajaane ka....been is better tabhi BG ka NAAG jagegaa....

[nandini]

Originally posted by laal_langot
Perfectionist ko abhi card naheen mila shaadi ka BG....tell him ke asliyat mein....

Kumari Shanno ka shubhvivaah chhote g aur medium g ki manjle putr BIG G se sampann hua hai Sathyamanglam ke junglon mein....programme is as follows

Ladies sangeet: Shanno and her girlies.....LOL HEE HEE HEE and teri maa ki teri pehan di being the special tracks on popular request

Baraat:BG perched on a tricycle....aagey aagey Rahul hamaara disco dhoti in full flow and Randheer bhai too celebrating their good fortune that it wasnt one of them

Mantar Pheray and varmaala etc:The moderators arya and smelly moderating the whole process and MAKING SURE THAT THIS THREAD DOES GO SOMEWHERE...and CHARCHA BHAI THE PANDIT IN CHIEF making sure that there is no PAKI BASHING AND MORNIC MANTARS FOR AN OTHERWISE STRAIGHTFORWARD PROCESS

Vidaayi:the final denouement....BG sobbing uncontrollably and Shanno kumari sitting on the cycle ki dandi and cycling away to glory....to the background music of the bhonpu...

RSVP
Laal Langot
Xandu
Tantric Yogi(who will be supervising the post marital situation and is BG's param shishya)

So there you have it perf.....this is the truth behind the story.....aaiyegaa zaroor....khaana peena free hai courtesy of Veerappan....

main bhi seno ki shaadi atend karoongi!!!!!:( :(

[laal_langot]

Ladke waalon ki taraf se ya ladki waalon ki taraf se????ladke waalon ki taraf se agar attend karni hai to baraat mein dance karna padega jiske liye audition hoga since shaadi jungle mein hai....so you will be expected to be able to do cabaret on bhajans....twist on qawaalis and kathhakali to ricky martin....

[gandesh]

Originally posted by Perfectionist


Dear Gadesh,
I would suggest you see a Psychiatrist soon. You seems to be obsessed with Talibaan syndrome of opressing women. Yaar tu kya aurat ko gay ke jaisa duhna chata hai? Uske liye laat bhi khani padati hai mere bhai. Chand ke sath daag ko bhi sweekar karo mere bhai. Maan lo ki sirf tumhare hi paas dil nahin, aur dusaron ke dil aur bhawnaon ki kadr karna seekho. Warna to tumhara bhagwan hi malik hai.
P

well perfectionist.... seeking a virgin wife is not a talibanistic characteristic... its a matter of choice... i am not harming anybody's rights i am only exercising my own.... i have a right to my opinion and to choose what i want.... a woman who is not a virgin is a woman of low moral character to me and i will refuse to spend my life with such a person... now coming back to the topic... i do believe that it can be proved that a girl has had sex before using some psychiatric questions... its these questions that i am interested in finding out.... :)

[Pretty Woman]

> i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is
> an issue with me...

are you a virgin?

p.s: well the fact is, its not possible to tell with certaintly if the girl is a virgin. however its much more easier to tell if the guy is a moron....

[nandini]

Originally posted by Pretty Woman
> i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is
> an issue with me...

are you a virgin?

p.s: well the fact is, its not possible to tell with certaintly if the girl is a virgin. however its much more easier to tell if the guy is a moron....

excellent answer yes gandesh we are waiting for ur enlightened remark
but one thing i must say for gandesh's defence he's so cocky(no pun intended;) ) that he thinks despite his non existent IQ also he will get a girl do u think his parents will have to give dahej to get him married otherwise it seems an impossible task....:rolleyes:

[Big-G]

Kumari Shanno ka shubhvivaah chhote g aur medium g ki manjle putr BIG G se sampann hua hai Sathyamanglam ke junglon mein....programme is as follows

Bhaiyo...ek baar mere sey bhi poochh lo ki main kya chahta hoon?????????

Red-Underwear pai-sahab, kyon meri zindagi ki mother-sister kar rahey ho????

:D :D

[risingsun]

bade G saahab aap kya chahte hai?

[laal_langot]

Woh chaahte hain ke since tum rising SUN ho tejasvi ho....TUM unki jagah qurbaaani do.....

Waise BG aapse kya poochna jabb Badon ne i.e. chhote g or medium g ne rishta tay kiya hai to abb hum kya keh sakte hain...

Jahaan takk mother sister karne ki baat hai BG woh Shanno and her girlies have a doctorate in so mereko iss responsibility se mukt hi rakhiye...

[risingsun]

qurbaani? kise deni hai? bhai uska cassette hi doonga mai, CD bahut mehengi aati hai yarr. vaise movie achha hai, enjoy karna jo koi bhi lega .

[laal_langot]

CD naheen bhaaya iss case mein VD(Mala Vd naheen) i.e. vivaah dhaaga(mangalsutr) chahiye....so ya to BG ko poochho matt agar poochna hai to phir pehan lo saari aur thaam lo Shanno lal ka haath(she wears the pants)

[risingsun]

abey chhadiya gaya hai kya? my criteria for a wife is that she should never have been a member of Echarcha :D

[gandesh]

Originally posted by Pretty Woman

> i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is
> an issue with me...

are you a virgin?

p.s: well the fact is, its not possible to tell with certaintly if the girl is a virgin. however its much more easier to tell if the guy is a moron....

Originally posted by nandini


excellent answer yes gandesh we are waiting for ur enlightened remark
but one thing i must say for gandesh's defence he's so cocky(no pun intended;) ) that he thinks despite his non existent IQ also he will get a girl do u think his parents will have to give dahej to get him married otherwise it seems an impossible task....:rolleyes:

why are you women so frustrated to find out that decent guys want only decent girls... unless of course it affects u personally??? anyway virginity is important for females and not for males.... oh its also quite easy to tell if a girl is a bitch.... but currently i am talking about virginity.... :)

[Pretty Woman]

so are you a virgin?

[gandesh]

it doesn't matter as its not important.... this thread is about how to find out if a girl is a virgin.... not about Gandesh's current virginity status... :D

[Pretty Woman]

hahahahahah

instead of that reply, you could've simply done the 'chicken dance'... puk puk puk puk puk...

[laal_langot]

Pehle Bahu rani ka Jhinga Lala dance and now gandesh bhaiya ka Puk Puk dance???yaar yeh aaj Indian dance festival hai kya charcharon ka???

[Lovey]

Originally posted by gandesh
i would never maary a girl of low moral character so this is an issue with me...

i have asked doctors about this but they say there is no medical test for it... (except if she already has a child).... hymen breaks for a billion different reasons and can't be relied on as a test... also they do hymen reconstruction surgery in delhi and many girls of low character get their hymens reconstructed fooling their spouse....

by virign i mean that she should be a virgin emotionally and sexually... (no past relationships)... so is there a way to tell if a woman has had immoral relationships in the past? can u ask her some questions which would indicate that she is a decent, clean girl? how reliable are marriage detectives?.... or is the lie detector the only way around... lol :D

When you deicide to get married and sub kuch teh ho jaaye , toh send your wud be wife to my house and in just one bare glimpse I can tell how virgin she is vaginically and mentally.

[JaiSpeaks]

3 saal bahut late hote hai Lovey paaji .. Ab to yeh batao ki kitne bacche hue hai ...

[max de Indiana]

Seno, his mother has slept with his father, otherwise how was Gandesh born, unless of course Gandesh is a kalyug ka Jesus Christ and his mother a virgin Mary? If this is the case then Gandesh should stay a bachelor like Jesus Christ.
OMG.....:eek:

what kinds of Great charracters we had in past:clap:
kahan gaye ye sab log...:o

the answer's pretty simple. just ask. saves you a lot of speculation

Agar wo jhoot boldi tab kyaa hoga....fokat mai bechaare ki life kharaab hogi:D
i think....love merriage is the best option.....
try first..play littleabit...if she is virgin than marry...if not...search will continue:clap:




I agree with lawgirl707. Just ask her. But I think its impossible to find a girl (heterosexual) who has never been attracted to a man...
if a Girl..emotionally attracted to man ....it dos'nt mean she is not Virgin any more.....

question is that if she physically attracted...and engaged in sex with that person

[lawgirl707]

the answer's pretty simple. just ask. saves you a lot of speculation

[laal_langot]

the answer's pretty simple. just ask. saves you a lot of speculation

But when you ask...if the market is bid, you risk being front run...and if your stop is tight, you could be shaken out soon thereafter...perhaps its better if you were to value invest?

Not a bad way though...madamzee kya aap varzan hain???

Varzan...woh kya hota hai??

Arrey varzan maalum naheen???main aapko bataata hoon...and then?you demonstrate the whole process and then ask...aapne aisa pehle to naheen kiya hai?

Dont take offence 'LLB'...all purely virgin jest...

[lawgirl707]

But when you ask...if the market is bid, you risk being front run...and if your stop is tight, you could be shaken out soon thereafter...perhaps its better if you were to value invest?

Not a bad way though...madamzee kya aap varzan hain???

Varzan...woh kya hota hai??

Arrey varzan maalum naheen???main aapko bataata hoon...and then?you demonstrate the whole process and then ask...aapne aisa pehle to naheen kiya hai?

Dont take offence 'LLB'...all purely virgin jest...no offence at all, laalbhai..

but, well... seriously, if ur thinking in terms of being with the woman long term, i'd say its a matter of trust. if u trust her, u would believe her / her answer. and if she wants to spend the rest of her life with u, she would be honest. noh?

or maybe i live in a very different world...

[laal_langot]

or maybe i live in a very different world...

yes and I am surprised they have internet there

I agree...if you are going to be long term...its all about trust..savings trust..pensions trust and 'leave me enough if you die early trust'...you couldnt have described it any shorter...

The above mentioned lie detector technology doesnt matter much though...I mostly always elope with girls..

[deshpremi]

Gandesh tu apni hone wali bibi ka lie detector test aur chemical (truth serum) wala injeksunn laga ke intercourse, I mean interview lena.

[anjaali]

I agree with lawgirl707. Just ask her. But I think its impossible to find a girl (heterosexual) who has never been attracted to a man...

[chitrala]

hmmmm... but attraction is not the question but tissue-traction. one safe(?) idea is to be a paedophile, pluck the fruit before someone aims for it. who knows you may be remembered as someone 'jo bachchon se bahut pyar karte the'.:D
jokes apart, no one can make sure whethera girl has been involved 'emotionally' with someone. you dont need other person to respond to your feelings in this case. happens all the time with guys:D.

[Sane Less]

... who knows you may be remembered as someone 'jo bachchon se bahut pyar karte the'.:D
...

or you might be remembered and worshipped as a prophet :D

[laal_langot]

or you might be remembered and worshipped as a prophet :D

Prophet of the religion chacha-ism?prophet's feast day on 14th November?

[Sane Less]

Prophet of the religion chacha-ism?prophet's feast day on 14th November?

Don't think anybody remembers the exact date... more than 1400 years, ya see :( baki sab yaad hai but not birthdays... after all what importance are they... summer ho ya winter... choose a day to celebrate;). But on the feast day there is a buffet spread out :D

[max de Indiana]

copy/paste... http://www.iemily.com/article-499.html#virgin

[JaiSpeaks]

kya gyaan baat raha hai kya maxi bhai .. btw can a toungue bath be considered non-veggie ;)

[chitrala]

Waise suna hai apna good old prez Kalaam bhi bachchon se bahut pyaar karela hai:D
hmmm.... un lambi julfon ke peechhe wahshi aankhein hain:D

[chitrala]

It is so easy to tell whether a woman is virgin or not:D
just find out whether she has been screwed by someone or not and you will get the answer. If she has been then she is not and if she has not been then she is. :D
I hope it will 'satisfy' all of you. I welcome you all for your thanks ;).

[ramrajya]

It is so easy to tell whether a woman is virgin or not:D
just find out whether she has been screwed by someone or not and you will get the answer. If she has been then she is not and if she has not been then she is. :D
I hope it will 'satisfy' all of you. I welcome you all for your thanks ;).
chitrala after a long time this website has been blessed with a eloquent and intelligent writer.
hummey bhi samjhao bhayyaa screwed kaisey kartey hai.

hey sane pai tum hi koi achha saa tarikaa batao to know virginity ;)

[laal_langot]

chitrala after a long time this website has been blessed with a eloquent and intelligent writer.
hummey bhi samjhao bhayyaa screwed kaisey kartey hai.

hey sane pai tum hi koi achha saa tarikaa batao to know virginity ;)

Ok..now you guys just wont back off..ek number ke haraami laundebaaz kisam ke tharki shareef log...khet mein hagti 40 saal ki aurat ko dekh dekh ke pajaame gande karne ke liye harr saal mera gaon mera desh jaate ho...aur bibi honi chahiye varjan...

Anyway here goes...to find the virgin of your dreams, please first ask mummy papa to find you one...before the appointed day please apply using shimla waale uncle for a bear rifle licence and then go to the nearest rampuri shop and buy the licensed rifle..

On the appointed day, please get up at 7 am...wash your face...brush...flush...shave(everything...pubes, arms, face, ass, back, ears etc.)...bathe(ensuring in the process that you clean the 15 day old 'paneer' deposited in your innermost self)..come out..using a clean white coloured washed and conditioned towel, dry yourself. Open the safe...Pull out and Use your imported...singapur waale mamaji's gifted 1980's Old spice deodorant and after shave...wear your elephant collared newly stitched orange shirt with red flowers...and matching white trousers and white shoes with 4 inch heels and half inch pointed Italian toes..put on the green coat with the mustard handkerchief with your initials given by maasiji from Lundun...watch out baby..here we come...

Leave home in 2 vehicles...Premier Padmini with inside out doors for parents and Lamberetta for yourself to provide the hair in the wind look...dont forget the Rajnikant glasses..preferrably transparent if its day and jet black if its night/evening...enroute...stop by at the nearest thelawaala...buy the pinkest cherry you can find..pay top prices and get the best...its your big day...remember ONLY BUY 1 CHERRY AND BUY THE BEST PINKEST ONE....dont forget the rifle...you are a MAN..it should show...

Arrive at your shikar's home...sit down after checking the springs of the settee...pinch her chandigarh when she brings the tea...let her throw the tea on you..tell everyone you need to wash...and ask her to show you to the washroom...enroute tell her you needed some time with her..take her into her room...ask her to strip...do it for her if she doesnt...complete strip...

pull the cherry out of your pocket...place it on her 'gateway to virgin land where no man has ever been before'...take the rifle off your shoulder...stand the farthest from it that the size of the room shall allow...ask her to balance the cherry where placed, all the while threatening with the gun if she doesnt obey...so that its mounted like the golfball on a tee..take aim with both eyes closed....and thinking of the last wet dream you had when you had to get up and wash your chaddi, pajaama, and bedsheet at 4 am....FIREEEEEEEE.....

If your shot hits the cherry...she is a virgin...if it has hit the tee...you have saved yourself from tasting the adulterated...

Depending on the results...if its the cherry hit...go ahead and pluck the fruits of your labour...if its otherwise...ask mummy and daddy for the next appointment to be fixed and repeat the procedure above...

Remember to remember Shimla waale uncle to buy some more rounds for the rifle...and thanks the thelewaala for giving you such a 'virgin cherry'...

There you have it...the secret to a happy, married and virginally tranquil life....

[HarHarMahaDev]

confucious say: virginity like bubble, one prick and it all gone!!

but confucious also say: virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick!!