SEX AND CONFUSED HINDU MEN AND FERTILITY RITES....

[tantric_yogi]

PLEASE BE GENTLE.
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My idol LORD KIRSHNA had 10,000 + few extra wives.

Many of our Gods have had more then one or several.

It was LORD RAMA who spoiled it for us men by committing himself to SITAMATA. Imagine all the fun he could have had in Jungle. Even his father had three.

WE Men by nature are in to fertilizing the fertile fields
with our seeds.

Women by nature (because they have to bear and raise nxt generation) need to have more secure and protective envirnment. So they find suckers like some of us to do diaper changing.

IF GOD wanted us to have only one wife then WHY did he provide ten million "lil fellas" in one drop of man's unlimited supply sac?

WOMEN have only one egg maturing once a month.

What a waste of remaining 9,999,999 "lil fellas"! All that waste in one single drop now can you count how many in FEW TABLESPOONS ;)???

For tantrics like myself it is possible to satisfy dozens of :):):):)women :):):):)and then still go for some more:)...and all that in same 24 hours..

I SAY WOMEN BY NATURE ARE MONO AND MEN BY NATURE ARE STERIO/POLYPOLY AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AS MANY WOMEN AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF SATISFYING.

Complicated but it can work. I say let's give it a try and give all Indian men a chance. There is nothing to lose but everything to gain.

It will take time for it to be accepted by some conservative women but look Rome was not built in a day!

[Rahul]

Yogi Jee,

Dhanya ho maharaj, ab sumjha Senorita jee kuch nadan balikaye kyo aap jaise yogion ke pass santan ka war mangne jaatin he. :D

For tantrics like myself
it is possible to satisfy dozens of women and then still go for some more...and all that in same 24 hours..

Kya power he maharaj,
IF GOD wanted us to have only one wife then WHY did he provide ten million "lil fellas" in one drop of man's unlimited supply sac?

WOMEN have only one egg maturing once a month.

What a waste of remaining 9,999,999 "lil fellas"! All that waste in one single drop now can you count how many in FEW TABLESPOONS ???

ab to bus ek kaam kariye, Plastic kee theli me bhar bhar ke bechne lag jaate he, mane to yo dhundo khub peso kamabo walo lage che - Marwari

[laal_langot]

Pehle baith ke count karna naheen bhoolna....naheen to log thook ya should I say Sperm lagaa jaayeingay.... waise baba ek baat bataaiye....aapki iss thesis ka strot??kya aapke lil fellas rote hain jabb unhein bhari jawaani mein randwaa karr diya jaata hai??

[tantric_yogi]

chchee chcheee, Can not you guys be serious for a thread? I am serious, yaar.
Look, all the proofs are in our favor.
Only if you will read our holy books the way I do.
Did ya know that Dashratha was not really very happy with LORD RAMA? Ya didnt know that, did ya?
Look if you needed three wives to keep ya warm and then ya found out your son is a weakling satisfied in company of only one, how would ya feel? I'll be pissed.

tantric coffeeless now for 72 hours and feeling well...think so..

[gandesh]

tantu saahi ja rahe ho.... :D :D :D :D :D

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by gandesh
tantu saahi ja rahe ho.... :D :D :D :D :D
aji aap ka das hoon
bas isi tarah haath rakhe rahana

[laal_langot]

Das????HAATH rakhe rehna????aise kaamon ke liye bhi bonded labour bikti hai market mein????

[Perfectionist]

Originally posted by tantric_yogi
chchee chcheee, Can not you guys be serious for a thread? I am serious, yaar.
Look, all the proofs are in our favor.
Only if you will read our holy books the way I do.
Did ya know that Dashratha was not really very happy with LORD RAMA? Ya didnt know that, did ya?
Look if you needed three wives to keep ya warm and then ya found out your son is a weakling satisfied in company of only one, how would ya feel? I'll be pissed.

tantric coffeeless now for 72 hours and feeling well...think so..

Would you enlightem me, which holi book says Dashrath was not happy with Ram?
P

[Perfectionist]

Originally posted by tantric_yogi
PLEASE BE GENTLE.
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My idol LORD KIRSHNA had 10,000 + few extra wives.

Many of our Gods have had more then one or several.

It was LORD RAMA who spoiled it for us men by committing himself to SITAMATA. Imagine all the fun he could have had in Jungle. Even his father had three.

WE Men by nature are in to fertilizing the fertile fields
with our seeds.

Women by nature (because they have to bear and raise nxt generation) need to have more secure and protective envirnment. So they find suckers like some of us to do diaper changing.

IF GOD wanted us to have only one wife then WHY did he provide ten million "lil fellas" in one drop of man's unlimited supply sac?

WOMEN have only one egg maturing once a month.

What a waste of remaining 9,999,999 "lil fellas"! All that waste in one single drop now can you count how many in FEW TABLESPOONS ;)???

For tantrics like myself it is possible to satisfy dozens of :):):):)women :):):):)and then still go for some more:)...and all that in same 24 hours..

I SAY WOMEN BY NATURE ARE MONO AND MEN BY NATURE ARE STERIO/POLYPOLY AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AS MANY WOMEN AS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF SATISFYING.

Complicated but it can work. I say let's give it a try and give all Indian men a chance. There is nothing to lose but everything to gain.

It will take time for it to be accepted by some conservative women but look Rome was not built in a day!

Dear tantuji,

Aap ulta ja rahe ho. Sperm aur egg ka sex se kuch nahin lena dena. Ulta most of the men would be out of game after one shot while females can continue far loger. So it seems to be a case for opposite. So do you think it shall go other way round?

P

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by Perfectionist
>>Aap ulta ja rahe ho.<<
You just found out today?

>>Sperm aur egg ka sex se kuch nahin lena dena. <<
Bhaya main kab bola kuch sambad hai? I am saying it is connected with fertilization. a man can fertilize ten million women in one shot while a women can be fertilized only once a month by one "lil fella". Perfectionist MUST you bring topic of sex in every topic
related to sex?;)

>>Ulta most of the men would be out of game after one shot<<
PLEASE SPEAK ONLY FOR YOURSELF.

>>while females can continue far loger<<
YESSSSSSSSSSS.:):):):) AND i LOVE them for that.

>>So do you think it shall go other way round?<<
Bhaya, yeh Ganga hamesha North se baahati hai aur south ko jaati hai. Can you also reverse it? No, Na.

[laal_langot]

Depends which position one is in Yo baba....for example kabhi chhote bacchon ko pishaab karte dekha hai(naheen dekha hai to mere paas bhi polaroid offer hai)...they are lying down and dhaar maarte hain to stream hawa mein....fountain.....i.e. south to north

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by laal_langot

>>depends which position one is in Yo baba<<
bhaya apun sex aur fertilization ki baat main yeh mootne kaa position ka kiya kanexion hai?

>>.for example kabhi chhote bacchon ko pishaab karte dekha hai<<
Ji nahin. Bhaisaheb apun shaukeen aadmi hain lekin bas ek yahi shauk raha gaya.Yes when I was child and used to moot on groud floor, sala ten floor ka log balcony ka doors close karta tha ki pani andar aayega..

>>(naheen dekha hai to mere paas bhi polaroid offer hai)<<
Yeh good idea diya. Next offer I will be offering will be pandrahinchee being used as sprinkler..
>>they are lying down and dhaar maarte hain to stream hawa mein....fountain.....i.e. south to north<<
..and then catching in mouth. You talking of Gandeshbhai with such disrespect.

[Big-G]

Ji nahin. Bhaisaheb apun shaukeen aadmi hain lekin bas ek yahi shauk raha gaya.Yes when I was child and used to moot on groud floor, sala ten floor ka log balcony ka doors close karta tha ki pani andar aayega..

gurudev...pandrah-inchee ho ya pandrah-meteree ???
ya phir dhar ka vaar hai jordaar???

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by Big-G
gurudev...pandrah-inchee ho ya pandrah-meteree ???ya phir dhar ka vaar hai jordaar??? Bhagwan jooth na bhulaye. Last time to abi tak pandrahinchee tha.
LalLangot has a point.
It has something to do with gravity.
You try right now. Lie down and do moot. Bloody it goes so high. Make sure remove pant or pajama or you'll just be washing your bed.
Next time drink a container of white paint and just lie down and make moot and whitewash all ceiling with one go. No need for brush or ladder.
Mazak nahin karta hai, yaar. Try it then report to us.
Make sure paint is edible like edible panties and bra.

[laal_langot]

Atlast YO baba baat samajh gaye meri.....lagta hai meri post ke baad he actually tried it out.....so baba kitni ceiling paint ho gayi????waise socho iska matlabb yeh hua ke if you have 7up kaheen pe bhi aag lagi all you need to do is drop the pants.....lie down and 123 sprinkler chaalu.....

BG bhaiya aap ceiling paint karr rahe ho....main soch rela hoon apne se upar waale floor waale ke ghar mein flood le aayun....