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Senorita
April 21st, 2001, 06:04 AM
There's definitely a humongous divide between the way the mating game is played out in the west and that in the east.

If you observe closely finding yourself a short term or a long term partner in the west appears to be a direct throwback to the paleolithic age wherein carnal instincts roused the primordial hunter to a fiery intensity resulting in baiting , ensnaring and finally the ultimate sexual conquest - consummation without marriage of course !! The mating game of yore still persists albeit now it is a slightly-watered-down version of the primeval ritual. The mating ground has changed from the desolate and dangerous forests to the safe,cosy and reassuring environs of pubs , clubs, restaurants and even workplaces. Only the vestige of the primordial barbarianism remains and is , in most cases , skillfully camouflaged by a veneer of social etiquette. The parameters of yore though still remain the decisive factors in deciding the course this game takes. The male lusts ( well not a politically correct word but what the heck!) after the female physical form and endeavours to establish sexual compatibility. The female plays the sought-after prize and tries to determine the physical prowess of the male in being able to satiate her sexually , protect her from other beasts lurking around (yeah the milkman/postman funda lol), ability to procreate leading to healthy offsprings and being able to cater to the needs of the soon-to-follow family.
Things might have lost their rough edges courtsey civilisation but they still continue to be the 'motivating' factors.

So the male animals and female animals meet on the mating ground , talk ,gauge ,bait , try to charm each other, ward off animals against whom the instincts cry out and the game goes on.

What say ya?

laal_langot
April 21st, 2001, 06:11 AM
All I say is I am giving up my current career to go for joint milkman/postman training

Shringarey
April 21st, 2001, 08:45 AM
10,000 yrs ago he would carry a killed deer on his head and show off - today he comes riding a merc.
10,000 yrs ago he would prove his spear-wielding skill - today his Java skills
10,000 yrs ago he met at a water hole - today he meets at a water hole too.

Things have not changed much except for one thing. 10000 yrs ago headaches were not yet invented.
shring

Xandu
April 21st, 2001, 08:51 AM
errr.... "watering hole" U mean.. today they meet at watering holes

laal_langot
April 21st, 2001, 08:59 AM
What I dont understand is shring a ling that on the male side things have improved(from the female perspective i.e. riding a merc. instead of a deer) but for females consider

10000 years ago she was scantily draped in animal skin...today shes draped in even more:eek:

10000 years ago she could do the jungle and belly dance....now her belly dances uninitiated

10000 years ago she could walk by the mile now she huffs and puffs to walk from the groin to the heart

Senorita
April 21st, 2001, 09:35 AM
Females have come down (so you say langotji)

And males have changed for the better (so you say again)

to phir aap males ke hi paas jayiye na..lol

lal langotji ....

We are beginning to have serious doubts about your sexual preferences...

heee heee heee heee

laal_langot
April 21st, 2001, 11:44 AM
Langot ki kya sexual preference ho sakti hai shane.....like you said earlier langot in any form or name covers the CRACKS in the personality....so I believe ke crack to dono hi taraf similar though not identical hote hain...and by contradicting that mereko bhi concern ho raha hai aapki fitting ke baare mein....looks like inspection karwaani padegii dono ko though in my case aapka saara mahila mandal inspect karegaa??

Waise I didnt say anything to suggest females coming DOWN...because I think since time immemorial males and females both have had to GO DOWN on each other....

Didnt expect YOU OF ALL THE PEOPLE to bite the bait...

Senorita
April 22nd, 2001, 06:26 AM
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lal langot said -
Didnt expect YOU OF ALL THE PEOPLE to bite the bait...
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oye munde vadee sathiya gaya hai kya.. ek baar maree to kuch bhi bolne lagaa hain?

Finally the wise guy falls tooooooooo

lal langotji aap side mein hi khade khade comments bolte rahiye ...
maidaan mein utar aaye to bahut khoon kharaba ho sakta hai.......


:o

risingsun
April 22nd, 2001, 06:46 AM
haan haan utar aaiye ab maidan mein, vaise lal hi langot hai to khoon ka pata nahi chalega public ko, saade jaath de dimmag par sawar ho jaao

Suyash
April 22nd, 2001, 09:33 AM
Interesting topic...

equally disappointing replies

laal_langot
April 22nd, 2001, 10:21 AM
Maaree????naheen naheen bhai main ghoda rather khacchar hoon mare to naheen...waise vice guy kahaan gira yeh bhi bataa deejiye....maidaan mein utarne ka aisa hai ke khoon kharaaba hoga to rangeen ho jayegaa maahaul...but then again main to waise hi rang a rang karyakram hoon ....all in one mujra mandli....kampteesan karna chaaheingi????

khopdi
April 27th, 2001, 08:52 AM
if u observe only india and few other countries have progressed in other areas..
in the past, they used to hunt and kill and roast animals, now they have modern grills and barbecue etc. etc. even vegetables are just boiled and consumed..i think the west has made no progress at all in this area since stone age.