How n Where n to Whom did you lose your virginity?

[Senorita]

Quite bold n brazen tete-a-tete goes on here :-)...

Just wondering how n where n to whom did you lose your virginity?

Cock(pun intended)-n-bull stories will be welcome too ;-)

Cheers

Senorita

[Big-G]

used tah werk on a chicken farm.... dem cold frikkin nights..... had dis big bunker tah sleep on...

never thought it wuz fair....dem poor chickens slept out in the da cold while i slept on da warm bed.... couldn't bear it fer long....i gave in.

boy, were they tight!!!!!!!!

[Senorita]

lol

poor guy... you do it to the animals..

couldn't find yourself a HOMO-SAPIEN female..eh?

[smellyfinger]

Senorita,

Dont you see ?? that was the Cock-n-bull story

Cock = chicken
Bull = Big-G (Big Gainda)

[viking]

I love this nonsense

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Senorita]

C'mon guys... I didn't expect such meagre response..

Indian male - supposedly the creature with the most fragile ego in the universe ... and members of this ilk do not venture to respond in what would supposedly be the most favourite podium to render their parched sui_generis egos a modicum of respect ...

Females of course are the 'clean' lot ...hehehhe

[Big-G]

LOL@ Gainda..... never thought of that one!!

Actually, if you wanna equate it with a bull, then i guess G=GAI (cow) would be more apt.

Senorita, how about you telling us your story? And remember, every detail is important.

[Senorita]

BIG-G(rotesque)

lol...you perv...first you do it to the animals n now you wanna hear others describe it....don't you get it at home ;-).....

ugh...perv..ugh :-p

[Big-G]

.....now you wanna hear others describe it

..and this comes from the woman who started this thread... LOL :D :D :D

Did yer mom ever drop you on yer head when you were a baby?? hehehhehehe :D :D

[Senorita]

C'mon bashing bishops

isn't this a tantalising topic?

can't believe nobody's posting anything..........

[tantric_yogi]

I was young and used to work in a farm
milking goats and sheep.
It was one of those winter cold nights and I had just started milking this most adoring and beautiful sheep,
her teats were soft, smooth and warm to my fingers. I was taking turn shifting my attention from left teat to right and then left and then right and left again. Her teats were pink and milk white. As I pressed my fingers around her teat, something pressed hard and hot between my legs.....
well to cut it short one thing let to another and
this sheep seduced me in to going in to the barn with and there in front of other sheep took
undue advantage of me ...



tantric missing sheep......

[Senorita]

Are Indian men gradually retracting to the obnoxious level of Paki men(?)...animals??????????????

[Randheer]

Hi Senorita,
I want to lose my virginity but not with Chicken and goats but a bold girl like you.
Are you ready?

[Senorita]

but i don't wanna deflower you poor baby....

why rob your to-be-biwi the comedy and the antics of a new-born gorilla....

[padhu]

lost my virginity in a cock-pit. :D

[smellyfinger]

Senor(ita)

You go first. Tell us how you lost your virginity. Then we will tell you.

[Big-G]

I must have been 8 and used to work in a farm
milking goats and sheep.
It was one of those winter cold nights and I had just started milking this most adoring and beautiful sheep,
her teats were so soft and smooth and so warm to my fingers. I was taking turn shifting my loving attention from left teat to right and then left and then right and left again. Her teats were pink and milk white. As I pressed my fingers around her teat, something pressed hard and hot between my legs.....
well to cut it short one thing let to another and
this sheep seduced me in to going in to the barn with her and there in front of other sheep she took
undue advantage of me and my young age....I was devastated......


I always knew my Sheep Costume would fool him... *chuckle*