This message is not for real peace loving Hindus

[Pretty Woman]

All you who promote hatred between religions and casts: Take isbhagol ki bhoosi or julaab... a better way to get over constipation.

See, being a hypocrite is so much fun! Just insult everyone, and say the message is not for peace loving ones. hahahaha

[aryaputra]

Huh!

There is no hypocrisy in this. At least your message is clear - it is for violent Hindus.

Good. if only everybody becomes as clear as you, we would have no misunderstanding.

[Big-G]

I have a strong feeling, that the pretty woman is neither pretty nor a woman.

[viking]

Maybe this pretty woman is

Fat as a glutton, fart like a chimp :D

[gandesh]

lol@neither pretty nor a woman... angu in disguise again? lol :D

[Pretty Woman]

> I have a strong feeling, that the pretty woman is neither pretty nor a woman <

Why? Do you feel impotent and pee in your trousers when I post? One thing I detest are insecure men!! ugghhh

Viking munnay, your lame potshots are duly ignored.

[Big-G]

Insecure????.... how does that make me insecure? Yeah, I do pee in my pants at times, but it is more of a hobby. I love that warm soggy feeling.

My statement was based on the fact that you are kinda crude for a woman......but then again, maybe you are a woman...or maybe you are a man.

Or may you are precariously balancing yourself on the thin line between a man and a woman !!!

[Pretty Woman]

> but then again, maybe you are a woman...
> or maybe you are a man.

And then you say I am the one who is confused. Khair, mitti pao :)

Crude for a woman... maybe. But then sometimes you gotta tell 'em like it is.

[Big-G]

No you ain't crude at all. Come to think of it, you are kinda sweet.


(Smart as a whip....hmmmm...I am beginning to get convinced)

[Pretty Woman]

*blush*

haye allah! mar jawaN guR kha kay...

[Big-G]

ahhhhh, those roses on her cheeks...those stars in her eyes .. *drools all over the keyboard*


*Gets Purty Woman's name tattooed on his chest*

[tantric_yogi]

just like old B/W hindi movies pahle mile
phir misunderstanding and jhagda
phir sab clear ho gaya and now they are kissing

this is so naspitta BIGG JJJ & Pretty woman

now only if we could get fix up Aurangia and Suhagini with Viking or Gandesh!

[Big-G]

:D LOL Tantrik.....


but who takes Aurangiya and who takes Suhasini ??

[viking]

Tantrik yogi said:
now only if we could get fix up Aurangia and Suhagini with Viking or Gandesh!

Do you work for a dating company Tantrik_yogi?:D

[Pretty Woman]

Oye tantrik and viking, paray hatto.

Achha bhala scene chal raha tha, aa gaye kabaab mein huddi.

[aurangzeb]

There are no peace loving Hindus in the world

They are rapists and are uncultured.Kashmir is their waterloo.

Allah Hafiz

[smellyfinger]

Aurangzeb,

Tell me. Why are you so bitter ??

[aurangzeb]

You ask me???Kashmir has seen the blood of innocent Muslims Babri masjid was destroyed.The holy Koran neither the sunnah has any respect in that infidel dominated land of yours.

Ya Allah just wish I could give those poor Muslims the Independance that they deserve.How long are we Pakistanis going to watch them suffer.If war is what India wants we have to give them that.

Kargil showed you that 50,000 Indian dogs were required to fight 500 brave Mujahids they left only after killing 700 of yours.

Just imagine if our regular panthers were to launch an assault on your dogs.

Allah Hafiz

[smellyfinger]

Most of the blood in Kashmir has been spilt by Muslim terrorists. Babri Masjid was destroyed, because it was built after destroying a temple there.

If Pakistan does not want them to suffer, why not open your gates and let them relocate to Pakistan. Dont bullshit us. You are after the land, not the people. They will always be mohajirs to you.

Kargil - get your facts straight. You guys withdrew because you were afraid of full scale war.

[aurangzeb]

Nonsense India has no busness retaining Kashmir.It does it only because if control over Kashmir is lost it will disintegrate within no time.Several provinces of the East and south want to break free from your clutches.

We dont want Kashmiri land,the Kashmiris themselves want to join Pakistan.Why dont your dogs hold a UN sponsored plebicite there?

Allah Hafiz

[smellyfinger]

We are ready now. Any Kashmiri who wants to join Pakistan is free to go there. Will you accept them, that is the question. Since you dont want the land, what is the problem ?? Since you guys feel so bad for those poor Muslims, give free visas and citizenship to all Kashmiri Muslims who want to go to Pakistan.

Where is the problem ??

[aurangzeb]

Why should they be displaced?They will stay where they are and will be part of Pakistan.

Allah Hafiz

[aryaputra]

Originally posted by aurangzeb
Nonsense India has no busness retaining Kashmir.It does it only because if control over Kashmir is lost it will disintegrate within no time.Several provinces of the East and south want to break free from your clutches.

We dont want Kashmiri land,the Kashmiris themselves want to join Pakistan.Why dont your dogs hold a UN sponsored plebicite there?

Allah Hafiz

Let's hold a plebicite for Pakistan. I believe that piece of land rightly belongs to India. We lost it because of British politics. WE WANT OUR LAND BACK.

[Pretty Woman]

buss aap logoN ki kami reh gayee thee!

yahaN bhi wohi bakwas shuru kar dee kambakhtoN nay

[tantric_yogi]

saiin wary what do you want us to talk about vari ni
saiin vary you started the topic ni
saiin vary jyada papar khayega to phir julab ki zaroorat nahin paregi ni vari
saiin viswas karo ni take away Aurangiya, Suhagini, then vari there is no excitment






pandrahinchee not sure how pretty this woman is....

netra darling where are yu???
netra->real pretty woman.....
ab auraton se hee ye desh chalega...
aur chakkon se pardesh...

[Pretty Woman]

> saiin viswas karo ni take away Aurangiya,
> Suhagini, then vari there is no excitment

jhoolaylal ka vaasta! vaRi, Aurangiya is so exciting for you? sindhi papaD ki kasam, charya ho gaya hai chhora!

[tantric_yogi]

saiin vaRy kamal karta hai ni vari
Yogi ko chariya chorra bolta hai vaRy kiya
vaRy Yogi ka apman karega to vaRy Yogi
shrap denga ni

dap nahin lagta hai kiya VaRY hum se




tantric still trying to find an opening on sindhi sounding Pretty Woman

[Big-G]

Wot took ya so long, my sugar punkin??..i was getting worried.

*still drooling over the keyboard*

[smellyfinger]

Sindhi, nahin, yeh pretty woman to Punjaban hai, mujhe lagta hai.

[Pretty Woman]

ufff I am such an enigma!

boy or girl,
hindu or muslim,
indian or paki,
punjaban or sindhi...

[Big-G]

doesn't matter !!!!! (as long as "cute as a button" holds true)

[Big-G]

errrr and the "Boy or Gal" does matter.

[Pretty Woman]

my my, picky, aren't we...

[tantric_yogi]

>>>Sindhi, nahin, yeh pretty woman to Punjaban hai, mujhe lagta hai<<<

Smellyji, jo bi ho. Hum yogi log ladies ke mamle main uuch neech sindhi punjabu nahin dekhta hai, bhai. Where ever we find an opening is our :D Hardwar and Kashi.

BIGG JEEE bhaiya be careful. You got me :eek: worried for a while. Control yourself, in excitment you forgot but thank god time par Khuda nein bachaa liya from making paaP.

Pretty Women wrote>>>.ufff I am such an enigma!
boy or girl, hindu or muslim, indian or paki,
punjaban or sindhi...<<<

You replied:

>>>doesn't matter !!!!!<<<



tantric now admits Nandinni is so right hum sala ******* marad log khali aurat log ki virginity or hymen ka interest rakhta hai...

[Big-G]

Purty Woman cooed:
my my, picky, aren't we...

~~~Killing me softly with her words...killing me softly~~~

*Big-G suddenly finds the world a beautiful place to live in*

[Big-G]

Tantrik said:
Smellyji, jo bi ho. Hum yogi log ladies ke mamle main uuch neech sindhi punjabu nahin dekhta hai, bhai. Where ever we find an opening is our Hardwar and Kashi.

*Big-G bows at Tantrik for his magnanimity*

[Shringarey]

Pretty Woman,

I am intrigued about you. U are very much like a woman I know. Telkl me honestly - are your initials TM? YES OR NO

Shring

[Pretty Woman]

Big G : mmuaahhh!

Shri: NO

[tantric_yogi]

BIGGJEE Pretty women likes you very much she just called you:>>: mmuaahhh! <<:D

My Sindhi gfd's mom used to call me "mmuaahhh" everytime I went to their home. She hated me.

Shrinkbaby:eek: hitting on Pretty Women too, are we?
Welcome. Just promise to be fair. Let's know if you need help with this baby.


tantric loses Nandinni to biggjee and now Shrink working on Prettywomen...

[Big-G]

Purty Woman DID IT :
Big G : mmuaahhh!


*Quivering lips,
rubbery legs,
mind in a tizzy,
dewy eyes,
Stomach a playground for butterflies,
Big-G Melts.

........takes a firm decision, never to wash his right cheek, lest those lovely imprints of full,shapely lips and their tantalizing fragrance gets lost*

[Big-G]

Tantrik said:
BIGGJEE Pretty women likes you very much she just called you:>>: mmuaahhh!

Guruji.... Muaahh ain't the 'MUA' you are thinking about. Just sound out the word 'MUAAAAHHHH'. Now do you get it, what it means ??
Hint: Done with Lips... *Big-G blushes furiously*

[laal_langot]

BG verify karr lena bhai there is also a MUA maati mila ghar mein baap bhai naheen hain kya type which is also done with the lips.....though you never know it could possibly be done from other places too....yogi bear would know best about that

[Big-G]

jeez langot..you had to spoil it for me !!!

*Big-G is now double minded*:(

[Pretty Woman]

aww its so cute when big boys blush like that! don't listen to these jealous jal-kukraas. now you'll have to worry about not washing the left cheek (on face) as well... mmmpppoooaaaaa!!

[smellyfinger]

yahan mithai bat rahi hai, aur hum gusalkhane mein atke hue the. Bahut nainsaafi hai yeh.

[laal_langot]

Jiss cheez ki date nikal jaati hai woh aise hi free mein hathon haath bat ti hai....aap bhi taste karr leejiye kya pata phir baasi maal mile na mile

[Big-G]

tch tch....Kya rey langotiya.... angoor na miley to khattey... mithai na mili to baasi ???

:D :D

This Mithai is as fresh as wellll.... something really fresh.

[Big-G]

Purty "sugar-punkin" Woman.... at this rate, by the end of this month, I'll have to stop taking bath completely.

*ticks off right and left cheek from the list. Waits with bated breath for the next entry to be ticked off*

[Pretty Woman]

by end of month?? i thought it'd only take a week... khair, if you want to go slowly then jaaiye jaaiye munh dho kar aaiye

[tantric_yogi]

Pretty women
I do really have problem with your language
your words not in my Hindi-English dictionary
now what is
khair?
jal-kukraas?
not washing the left cheek?
mmmpppoooaaaaat is=mpoat?

tantric still calling Sindhi saiins trying to know meaning of NAASPITTA...

[tantric_yogi]

BIGGGJEEE
>>>Muaahh ain't the 'MUA' you are thinking about. Just sound out the word 'MUAAAAHHHH'.Hint: Done with Lips... *Big-G blushes furiously*<<

are CHORA vari tum itnaa sharam kaheko ko karta hai naa vari hum se. Sharam karenga to main bolti hoon na vari bookha marega tum. Dekho tum kitna bara hai.;)

Right pronunciation I hear from Sindhi women usually
is "MUAAAAHHHH AHISTE ASHITE KARO NEE..MERE KO MARNE KA IRADA HAI KIYA VARI AAJ...SAMBHALE SAMBHALE KARO TO TUM KO BI VARI SUTHO LAGEGA MERE KO BI MAZO AYEGA"

tantric still wondering why BIGGJEE is double minded...
is it like Siamese twins?

[Big-G]

Right pronunciation I hear from Sindhi women usually
is "MUAAAAHHHH AHISTE ASHITE KARO NEE..MERE KO MARNE KA IRADA HAI KIYA VARI AAJ...SAMBHALE SAMBHALE KARO TO TUM KO BI VARI SUTHO LAGEGA MERE KO BI MAZO AYEGA"



kya tantu bhai.... bachchey ko gandee gandee baatein sikha rahey ho ????? :D :D

ab bol hi daalaa hai, toh thoda detail mein bataao, yeh dialogue kahan, aur kis situation mein suna???

your words not in my Hindi-English dictionary
now what is
khair?
jal-kukraas?
not washing the left cheek?
mmmpppoooaaaaat is=mpoat?


Khair : Similar to the english word "well". e.g. Khair, tum sab haraam-zaadey ho == Well, you are all bastards

jal-kukraas: jal = burnt..kukra=cock(he-hen as opposed to she-hen).... a figurative phrase, indicating a Jealous person.... e.g. Abey jal-kukrey, teri maa ki aankh !!

not washing the left cheek? : mere ku saram aatee hai *giggle*

mmmpppoooaaaaat : mereku aur bhi jyaadaa saram aatee hai... tee heee heeee

naspitta : Slang term...e.g. naspittey, karam jaley, kahan mooh kaalaa kar key aayaa hai??

[laal_langot]

Sindhi ki bhans ne apne maalik ko bola jabb woh doodh nikaal raha tha

[Big-G]

Purty Woman :
by end of month?? i thought it'd only take a week... khair, if you want to go slowly then jaaiye jaaiye munh dho kar aaiye

geee...is it too late for me to change the time period??

[Big-G]

Sindhi ki bhans ne apne maalik ko bola jabb woh doodh nikaal raha tha

Langot merey laal.... Bhains ki jagah Saand (Bull) would be more apt, no??

[laal_langot]

Bhaiya BG apna to inn mamlon mein koi experience naheen hai bhans saandh bhed bakri etc...so jo aap kahein prabhu vacchan

[laal_langot]

Yogi baba maine to kisi ki ijjat mein hujjat naheen ki as far as I think....jahaan takk mere ko sikhaane ki baat hai uska to main yehi keh sakta hoon ke bhaaaya 15 din waala orgasm main gift karna chahungaa to whoever wants it....apna to premature hi theek hai

[tantric_yogi]

LL you mean 19 days wala ORGASM?

yaar apun edit karne wala tha aur daru ka nasa
main galti se poora thread delete ho gaya
bahut royaa main bahut roya

hai koi maoi ka lal jo bhagwan ke nam par
tantu ka thread wapas la de...

[laal_langot]

Thread mein recipe ka manuscript tha baba???woh bhi saath mein gaya???koi lautaa de woh pyaare pyaare din....kat ti naheen fortnight uske bin...tadapta rehta hoon main with performance min........ badi qaatil hai yeh pandrahincheeeee

[Pretty Woman]

biggie > geee...is it too late for me to change the time period??

No mah treacle toffee, not too late.... but you do need that shower! hehehe

[tantric_yogi]

LL mat ro main bolta hoon tu mat ro
tu rota hai to mera hardaya kampta hai
are allah ke naaam par betha raha
apne din wapas aayenge, jald aayenge

sutradarji any way of bringing back deleted posts...

[Big-G]

Purty Wommah !!!

No mah treacle toffee, not too late.... but you do need that shower! hehehe

Purty, my honey-dumpling, why ya ask me to take shower??.. don'ya like muh natural body aroma?? A deadly combination of musk,leather, gun powder and stale camel urine??????

*With a swift yet gentle movement of his head,Big-G lightly bruises Purty Woman's peaches-n-cream cheeks with his four day stubble*

[Big-G]

Biggjee
Pahle Nandkini ab lallangot
bari izzat ho rahi hai yaar teri
aisi izat to teri sasu bi nahi karegi sasural main
lele maza lele sab ka...


Kaheki Ijjat Tantu Bhai??... nandni to aadhi paagal hai... woh to kuchh bhi bolti hai... aur yeh langot bhai, kab maartaa hai, kab sehlata hai, kuchh maloom nahin padta....

Tantu Bhai, bas ek tum hi pyaar key kaabil ho :)

So what was this 19 day orgasm thingie????

*Big-G wants to join Tantu's Ashram, and serve him for the rest of his life as his Chief Chela*

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by Big-G
Kaheki Ijjat Tantu Bhai??... nandni to aadhi paagal hai... woh to kuchh bhi bolti hai... aur yeh langot bhai, kab maartaa hai, kab sehlata hai, kuchh maloom nahin padta....Tantu Bhai, bas ek tum hi pyaar key kaabil ho :)
So what was this 19 day orgasm thingie????
*Big-G wants to join Tantu's Ashram, and serve him for the rest of his life as his Chief Chela*
Nandini pagal bnahin hai. Woh to teri priti ki jaal main faseli hai. Nakhra karti hai. Yad rakhna jo laddki jitna naakhra aur saram jyada kaare woh maza utnaa hi double dewe.

Baya tera bhagwan bala kare. Aa jao.
Idar naariyoun ki bahar line lageli hai mere opice ke darwaje ke bahar. Sali pain head main hain and they except me to check their chest
ghor kalyug hai baya ghor kalyug

tantric is exhausted serving humanity and servicing
all naris...

[Big-G]

mujhe jis baat ka dar thaa wohi ho raha haai
are bhaiya yeh Nandini tere emotions ke saath khilwad kar rahi hai...yeh teri izat ke peeche hai...

Guruji..ab main confuse ho raha hoon.... main setting to Purty Woman key saath kar raha hoon...yeh Nandini mere emotions key saath kaisey khelney lagi?????

*Big-G scratches his head and looks left and right*

[Big-G]

Nandini pagal bnahin hai. Woh to teri priti ki jaal main faseli hai. Nakhra karti hai. Yad rakhna jo laddki jitna naakhra aur saram jyada kaare woh maza utnaa hi double dewe.

Phir vahi confusion Guruji.... nandini to aap key pandrah inchi sey hypnotise huyi padi hai... woh merey Preet Jaal mein kaisey phas gayi ??

Saala, kya chakkar hai???

Vaisey Gurudev, aap kisi body part key doctor hain???

[Pretty Woman]

>don'ya like muh natural body aroma?? A deadly
> combination of musk,leather, gun powder and stale camel
> urine??????
> *With a swift yet gentle movement of his head,Big-G
> lightly bruises Purty Woman's peaches-n-cream cheeks
> with his four day stubble*

ooooh **almost faints and collapses helplessly against Big G's strong chest**

(( Notes to self: "Add shaving gel for big-g to shopping list, next to deo... strong deo..." ))

[tantric_yogi]

Originally posted by Big-G
confusion Guruji.... nandini to aap key pandrah inchi sey hypnotise huyi padi hai... woh merey Preet Jaal mein kaisey phas gayi ??
are baya tu kis maya zal main phas gaya
Satyanarayan ki katha suni hai na
yeh Nandini aaj puetty women ka roop daran karke
teri parikhsha le rahi hai
agar tu is pariksha main safal ho gaya to
tere maze hi maza hain...pura Nandini ke andar...agar fail gaya to Nandini bi gayee or Puetty woman bi...

[Big-G]

are baya tu kis maya zal main phas gaya
Satyanarayan ki katha suni hai na
yeh Nandini aaj puetty women ka roop daran karke
teri parikhsha le rahi hai
agar tu is pariksha main safal ho gaya to
tere maze hi maza hain...pura Nandini ke andar...agar fail gaya to Nandini bi gayee or Puetty woman bi...

PURTY WOMAN ..kya yeh sach hai ???

Kya tum aur nandini milkar, merey jazbaaton (tender feelings) ki beech sadak pey , mother-sister kar rahey ho???

Kah do ki yeh jhoot hai !!!!!

[tantric_yogi]

BIGGJEE are re yeh kiya kar rahe ho
himat mat haro..marad ho..situation ka samna karo..
sorry baya to break your dil..lekin..ek din
kahin na kahin..kisi na kisi se..yeh secret to khulna hi tha
but if you can forgive Nandinni for her past;D
...baya Nandinni ganga ki tarah pavitra, jamuna ki tarah sheetal aur Narmada ki tarah chanchal hai..woh to Puetty women ke influence main wrong platform par chali gayee..

ek dum kaam ki cheez hai...

[Pretty Woman]

haye allah, ye dhongi ponga pundit yogi ki baat par itnaa bharosa? aik to iss nigoRay nay faltoo ki bakwas kar ke interrupt kiya. wo kuchh nahin, you are asking me to justify myself.

hmph!! (pout pout)

[Big-G]

but if you can forgive Nandinni for her past;D
...baya Nandinni ganga ki tarah pavitra, jamuna ki tarah sheetal aur Narmada ki tarah chanchal hai..woh to Puetty women ke influence main wrong platform par chali gayee..

ek dum kaam ki cheez hai...


Guruji, ganga jamuna toh theek hai, magar nandini thodi khiskeli hai.... uska dimaag thoda satkela hai...kabhi bhai bolti hai.... kabhi gandi gandi, maa-behen ki gaaliyaan deti hai (chhee chhee).... bina punctuation marks key typing karti hai.... mere ku to us sey dar lagta hai....

Apney ku to Purty Woman sey love ho gayela hai... ho sakey to is sey meri setting kara dalo...

*Big-G discovering his innocent side*

[Big-G]

Purty :
haye allah, ye dhongi ponga pundit yogi ki baat par itnaa bharosa? aik to iss nigoRay nay faltoo ki bakwas kar ke interrupt kiya. wo kuchh nahin, you are asking me to justify myself.

hmph!! (pout pout)


*In a deep, husky baritone*

Dear Heart,
These aspersions that I cast over you...these suspicions...they all root from my undying love for you.... They are borne from the greatest fear that stalks me every breathing moment of my life - the fear of losing you. But inspite of my words, deep down in my heart I always know that you are true to your words. I promise you my love, this was the last time I ever questioned your feelings. And if at all I ever do it again, it'll only be to see those luscious lips curve into that lovely pout which never fails to send my mind in a tizzy.

*Kisses Purty's lips tenderly*

Today, my woman, let me make you a present which no man has ever, or will ever make to the woman of his dreams.....

*Before Purty could protest, Big-G cuts off his right thumb, ties it to a gold chain and puts it around Purty's slender neck in the form of a necklace*

*

[Big-G]

errrrrmmm..well...that thumb ain't exactly looking fabulous there, but isn't it the most original gift idea you have ever come across??... isn't it Purty??..isn't it??..Purty??

[smellyfinger]

Its not a thumb .. its a ... its a .... Pretty woman throws up and then passes out cold ...

[Big-G]

nahin rey Ismelly, thumb hi hai !!! :D

*holds out his right palm and shows him the remaining two fingers*

No prizes for guessing that Big-G has had two love failures before.

[smellyfinger]

Big-G,

make sure you keep the other hand intact. Its a good substitute for a girlfriend .. :D

[Big-G]

LOL :D :D ..how did you guess that I am a left hander??? :D

[smellyfinger]

your avtar is a left hand .. if you assume that a person standing in front of you, facing you is the owner of the hand. You can tell by the positioning of the thumb ..

:D :D

[Big-G]

Smelly bhai...Yahin to maar kha gaye... actually it's a mirror image of my right hand (before the love failures).... abey mirror nahin hota to HAND ki photo kaisey leta ??...tu bhi na kabhi kabhi....

[tantric_yogi]

BIGGJEE
ustad nxt time katne waatne kaa kam karne se paahle dost log se to salah lo.

Neck main thumb nahin managalsutra dalte hai, mere malik...You could have used your thumb to drive her euphoric...

[Big-G]

heck Guruji...now you tell me !! :(

[Pretty Woman]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

a thumb necklace? do i look like unglimal daku?

[Big-G]

sigh..i thought you'd love it. :(
well..can i have my thumb back then??

[Pretty Woman]

aww don't be sad. i'll give ya points for being 'different' .

no, i don't mean 'weird'.

[Big-G]

My daddy always says, "Son you are different".
I guess that's why groups disperse whenever I join them...and girls giggle and walk away whenever i approach them.
I think they all respect me :)